Miles O’Brien: So, let me get this straight: all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters and avoid the Brotherhood of the Sword long enough to set these things up and activate them in front of Gowron?
Worf: If we succeed, there will be many songs sung in our honor.
Miles O’Brien: Let’s hope we’re there to hear them.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 1 – “Apocalypse Rising”
Miles O’Brien: It’s funny – I’ve served on half a dozen ships, and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we’re not using it I feel… naked.
Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.
Benjamin Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.
[Dax smiles to herself]
Miles O’Brien: What’re you smiling at?
Jadzia Dax: I don’t know, I guess it’s just being in the same room with so many naked men.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”
Miles O’Brien: Looks like he used some sort of encryption program to bypass the access protocols.
Kira Nerys: Unbelievable. The nerve.
Quark: Major, you wanted to see me?
Odo: Don’t pretend you don’t know what this is about.
Kira Nerys: Maybe this’ll jog your memory. Engage monitor.
Quark’s Advertisement: Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun, come right now, don’t walk, run!
Quark: Oh, I love the part where my name rotates around.
Odo: Tampering with the station’s comm. system is a class three offence.
Quark: It’s just a little advertisement. I didn’t put one up in Ops.
Odo: I’m sure the magistrate will take that into consideration when he calculates your fine.
Worf: You!
Quark: As you can see, we’re very busy here. Station business.
Worf: How did you do it?
Miles O’Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant’s mess. This is what it came in.
Kira Nerys: If all your little advertisements aren’t purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark’s, and believe me, I will have fun.
Quark: Er, let me help you with that, Chief.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”
Omet’iklan: I am First Omet’iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar. Remember: victory is life.
Jem’Hadar: Victory is life!
Weyoun: Such a delightful people.
Miles O’Brien: I am Chief Miles Edward O’Brien. I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way.
Benjamin Sisko: Amen!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 23 – “To The Death”
Benjamin Sisko: There’ll be a joint briefing session at 1900 hours.
Miles O’Brien: …followed by a get-to-know-you buffet at 1930.
Jadzia Dax: And I forgot my dress uniform.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 22 – “To The Death”
Miles O’Brien: Wanna try for twins?
Keiko O’Brien: I don’t think it works that way. You’d better brush up on your biology.
Miles O’Brien: Teach me!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”
Quark: Did you hear? Keiko’s gonna have another baby!
Worf: Now?
Miles O’Brien: No! Seven months.
Worf: I see…
Miles O’Brien: Worf delivered Molly, you know.
Julian Bashir: Really?
Miles O’Brien: The Enterprise was damaged. Keiko and he were trapped together when her time came.
Julian Bashir: Oh well, I’ll, uh, be sure and call you, when she’s ready to deliver; you can lend a hand.
Worf: Seven months? Unfortunately I will be away from the station at that time… Far away… Visiting my parents, on Earth… Excuse me.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”
Julian Bashir: Quark, did you hear? Chief O’Brien is having a baby!
Quark: I thought your females carried your young.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”
Miles O’Brien: She says that I’m trying to live like a bachelor again. That I’m expressing a subconscious desire to push her out of our quarters.”
Julian Bashir: Now, that is ridiculous! I mean, if anything, by spending your free time in the bedroom, a place you intimately associate with Keiko, you’re actually expressing a desire to be closer to her, during her absence. It’s quite touching, really!
Miles O’Brien: Exactly! Exactly! See, you understand! Now why can’t she see that? Why can’t she be more like, uh…
Julian Bashir: More like…?
Miles O’Brien: Err, um, a man, more like a man.
Julian Bashir: So. You wish Keiko was a man.
Miles O’Brien: I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that’s what I wish.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 3 – “Hippocratic Oath”
Doctor Bashir: Nervous, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: What are you talking about?
Doctor Bashir: That’s your fifth cup of coffee in twenty minutes.
Miles O’Brien: I didn’t realize you were keeping track.
Doctor Bashir: Oh, nervous and irascible.
Miles O’Brien: If you hadn’t seen your wife and child for two months, you’d be irascible too.
Doctor Bashir: Well, believe me, I’m looking forward to Keiko and Molly’s visit as much as you are.
Miles O’Brien: Ha, I doubt that.
Doctor Bashir: How many games of raquetball have we played in the last two months?
Miles O’Brien: I don’t know. Fifteen, maybe twenty.
Doctor Bashir: Try seventy. I’ve been keeping track of that, too, and do you know what all those games have proved to me? That I’m a poor substitute for your wife.
Miles O’Brien: I could have told you that sixty games ago.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3, Episode 10 – “Fascination”
The Love Pirate 