Odo: Nerys – I realize that things may seem bleak at the moment; but there’s always hope.
Kira Nerys: When did you turn into an optimist?
Odo: Must have been that day in front of Quark’s when we kissed for the first time.
Kira Nerys: That was some kiss, wasn’t it?
Odo: Changed my life.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 1 – “Image in the Sand”
Kira Nerys: I thought we could have dinner.
Odo: And then what?
Kira Nerys: I don’t know, maybe we could go dancing!
Odo: And then I suppose you’ll want me to kiss you!
Kira Nerys: It’s possible!
Odo: Well, then, who needs dinner? Why don’t I just kiss you now and get it over with?!
Kira Nerys: Well why don’t you?!
[They kiss]
Kira Nerys: You’re right…who needs dinner?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 20 – “His Way”
Jadzia Dax: All men are sentimental; they just cover it up with scowls and clenched jaws.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited…”
Jadzia Dax: You’re being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?
Miles O’Brien: Excuse me, this is not the first baby I’ve had.
Kira Nerys: Excuse me. Keiko had Molly.
Jadzia Dax: It’s not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do.
Worf: She is carrying his child, he should have some say.
Quark: As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.
Dax and Kira: Rental?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 4 – “Nor Battle to the Strong”
Kira Nerys: Don’t forget, this… is still your fault.
Julian Bashir: My fault?
Kira Nerys: You performed the transfer from Keiko to me.
Julian Bashir: After you volunteered.
Kira Nerys: After you put the idea in my head.
Julian Bashir: After you flew the runabout into an asteroid field.
Kira Nerys: After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans.
Julian Bashir: That was Keiko!
Kira Nerys: Well, that’s right, it was, but I’d rather blame you.
Julian Bashir: Whatever makes you happy.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 1 – “Apocalypse Rising”
Jadzia Dax: … two… three… I say she stops at seven.
Benjamin Sisko: I say eight. Mr. Worf?
Worf: Ten!
[Kira stops after eight sneezes]
Kira Nerys: I hate being pregnant!
Benjamin Sisko: I win!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 26 – “Broken Link”
Miles O’Brien: Looks like he used some sort of encryption program to bypass the access protocols.
Kira Nerys: Unbelievable. The nerve.
Quark: Major, you wanted to see me?
Odo: Don’t pretend you don’t know what this is about.
Kira Nerys: Maybe this’ll jog your memory. Engage monitor.
Quark’s Advertisement: Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun, come right now, don’t walk, run!
Quark: Oh, I love the part where my name rotates around.
Odo: Tampering with the station’s comm. system is a class three offence.
Quark: It’s just a little advertisement. I didn’t put one up in Ops.
Odo: I’m sure the magistrate will take that into consideration when he calculates your fine.
Worf: You!
Quark: As you can see, we’re very busy here. Station business.
Worf: How did you do it?
Miles O’Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant’s mess. This is what it came in.
Kira Nerys: If all your little advertisements aren’t purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark’s, and believe me, I will have fun.
Quark: Er, let me help you with that, Chief.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”
Odo: Forgive me, Major, I don’t mean to be difficult, but your faith seems to have led you to something of a contradiction.
Kira Nerys: I don’t see it as a contradiction.
Odo: I don’t understand.
Kira Nerys: That’s the thing about faith. If you don’t have it you can’t understand it, and if you do – no explanation is necessary.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 17 – “Accession”
Kira Nerys: What do Klingons dream about?
Worf: Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you in the middle of the night. No, it is better that you do not know. Excuse me.
Kira Nerys: I can never tell when he’s joking.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 6 – “Rejoined”
The Love Pirate 