Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.
Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.
Julian Bashir: Why?
Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.
Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.
Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
Worf: Do not hug me!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
Miles O’Brien: Me. Of all the people in the line-up he asks me who threw the first punch.
Julian Bashir: You lied to him.
Miles O’Brien: I lied to Captain Kirk! I wish Keiko could’ve been here to see it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Julian Bashir: All right – fine! But I can’t wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?
Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?
Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.
Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…
Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.
Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t take it personally, Worf.
Julian Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah… sort of… earthy, peaty aroma.
Julian Bashir: With a touch of… lilac…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
[Bashir has killed Keiko’s plants.]
Julian Bashir: You don’t need me there. I’ve seen you handle your wife thousands of times. Just say you’re sorry and that you take full responsibility; you’ll be fine! Besides, I, er, have to be in surgery – operating.
Miles O’Brien: On who?
Julian Bashir: I’ll find someone.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 5 – “The Assignment”
Julian Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?
[Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter]
Julian Bashir: Never mind. I don’t need that particular image running around my head. I’ll just treat you.
[Worf and Dax enter.]
Julian Bashir: What happened to you two?
Worf: We, uh…
Jadzia Dax: Well, if you must know…
Julian Bashir: No! I don’t need that particular image either. In fact, I’m going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”
Quark: If you’re going to prosecute me, I demand that you prosecute my co-conspirator.
Julian Bashir: I’m not a conspirator!
Odo: What would you call yourself, Doctor?
Julian Bashir: An idiot!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
Kira Nerys: Don’t forget, this… is still your fault.
Julian Bashir: My fault?
Kira Nerys: You performed the transfer from Keiko to me.
Julian Bashir: After you volunteered.
Kira Nerys: After you put the idea in my head.
Julian Bashir: After you flew the runabout into an asteroid field.
Kira Nerys: After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans.
Julian Bashir: That was Keiko!
Kira Nerys: Well, that’s right, it was, but I’d rather blame you.
Julian Bashir: Whatever makes you happy.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 1 – “Apocalypse Rising”
The Love Pirate 