Quote of the Day

Worf: There are six trials we must face on the path to Kal’Hyah. This is the first – deprivation. We now begin a fast that will continue until the day of the wedding.

Julian Bashir: That’s four days away.

Martok: It is a short time, I know, but we must make the best of it.

Benjamin Sisko: What are the other five trials?

Worf: Blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death.

Julian Bashir: Sounds like marriage alright.

Miles O’Brien: How would you know?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Worf: As you probably know by now, Jadzia and I will be married here on the station in six days.

Julian Bashir: There’s nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in springtime.

Miles O’Brien: …when the neutrinos are in bloom.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Rom: Brother! I knew you would come!

Quark: It’s a surprise to me.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley’d and thunder’d…

Julian Bashir: Storm’d at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell, Rode the six hundred.

Nog: Whatever it is you two are reciting, I wish you’d stop!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Here’s to retaking the castle.

Julian Bashir: And planting our flag on its battlements once again.

Jadzia Dax: You two spend too much time in the holosuites.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 5 – “Favor the Bold”

Quote of the Day

Worf: When we exchange vows, you must remember to present your d’k tahg to General Martok as a formal request for him to accept you into our House.

Jadzia Dax: But I don’t want to join his House.

Worf: What?

Jadzia Dax: I don’t want to get caught up in all those blood feuds. Every time a member of the House of Martok gets dishonoured or killed, I’ll have to drop whatever I’m doing and rush off on some quest for vengeance. It’s boring, Worf.

Worf: If you refuse, it will be a grave dishonour. General Martok will not understand.

Jadzia Dax: Worf, I’m joking.

Worf: So you will join our House?

Jadzia Dax: Of course I will.

Worf: I can see our lives together will not be easy.

Jadzia Dax: True. But they’ll be fun.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 3 – “Sons and Daughters”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Oh no!

Benjamin Sisko: What?

Miles O’Brien: I can’t believe it!

Benjamin Sisko: What?

Miles O’Brien: I tore my pants!

Benjamin Sisko: You… you tore your pants?

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, I tore my pants!

[Everybody laughs]

Miles O’Brien: I guess… I guess I’m really in trouble now, eh?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 2 – “Rocks and Shoals”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: What is it Worf? What’s wrong?

Worf: It is about our wedding.

Jadzia Dax: You’re getting cold feet.

Worf: You have scheduled the ritual sacrifice of the targ to occur after the wedding feast has been served.

Jadzia Dax: We haven’t seen each other in five weeks, and that’s the first thing you say to me?

Worf: We agreed it would be a traditional ceremony.

Jadzia Dax: Okay, have it your way. First we’ll shed blood, then we’ll feast.

Worf: As it should be.

Martok: He has been unable to talk about anything else for days.

Jadzia Dax: He’s such a worrier.

Benjamin Sisko: Take my advice, old man. A small wedding is the way to go.

Jadzia Dax: You get married the way you want, and I’ll get married the way I want. I’ll see you later, Captain

Benjamin Sisko: Try not to break any bones.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 1 – “A Time to Stand”

Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: Come on, Nog.

Nog: No.

Jake Sisko: Why not?

Nog: It’s my money, Jake. If you want to bid at the auction, use your own money.

Jake Sisko: I’m human, I don’t have any money.

Nog: It’s not my fault that your species decided to abandon currency-based economics in favour of some philosophy of self-enhancement.

Jake Sisko: Hey, watch it. There’s nothing wrong with our philosophy. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity.

Nog: What does that mean exactly?

Jake Sisko: It means… It means we don’t need money.

Nog: Well if you don’t need money, then you certainly don’t need mine.

Jake Sisko: How much latinum do you have? How much?

Nog: Five bars.

Jake Sisko: Five bars!

Nog: Look, it’s taken me a lifetime to save up that much money, and I’m not going to just throw it away for some baseball card.

Jake Sisko: Not even for my father, the man who made it possible for you to enter Starfleet Academy.

Nog: Oh no, that’s not fair.

Jake Sisko: The man who believed in you when no one else would.

Nog: Oh, this is so low.

Jake Sisko: I can’t believe you would rather keep your filthy money locked away in a box under a bed than use it to give him endless moments of happiness.

Nog: Argh! All right, all right. I’ll do it.

Jake Sisko: That’s very generous, Nog. I’m proud of you. Now let’s get that money.

Nog: Hew-mons.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 25 – “In the Cards”

Quote of the Day

Molly: Aren’t you gonna help?

Miles O’Brien: I’m busy.

Molly: You don’t look busy.

Benjamin Sisko: She’s an O’Brien all right.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 22 – “Children of Time”