Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 10 – “Our Man Bashir”
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Julian Bashir: I work for one of the nation-states of this era, Great Britain, which is battling various other nations in what is called the Cold War. This apartment, my clothes, weapons, even my valet were provided to me by my government.
Garak: I think I joined the wrong intelligence service.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 10 – “Our Man Bashir”
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Kira Nerys: What do Klingons dream about?
Worf: Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you in the middle of the night. No, it is better that you do not know. Excuse me.
Kira Nerys: I can never tell when he’s joking.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 6 – “Rejoined”
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Miles O’Brien: She says that I’m trying to live like a bachelor again. That I’m expressing a subconscious desire to push her out of our quarters.”
Julian Bashir: Now, that is ridiculous! I mean, if anything, by spending your free time in the bedroom, a place you intimately associate with Keiko, you’re actually expressing a desire to be closer to her, during her absence. It’s quite touching, really!
Miles O’Brien: Exactly! Exactly! See, you understand! Now why can’t she see that? Why can’t she be more like, uh…
Julian Bashir: More like…?
Miles O’Brien: Err, um, a man, more like a man.
Julian Bashir: So. You wish Keiko was a man.
Miles O’Brien: I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that’s what I wish.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 3 – “Hippocratic Oath”
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Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.
Garak: What is it?
Quark: A human drink. It’s called root beer.
Garak: Uh, I don’t know…
Quark: Come on, aren’t you just a little bit curious?
[Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags]
Quark: What do you think?
Garak: It’s vile!
Quark: I know. It’s so bubbly, and cloying, and happy.
Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: But you know what’s really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
Garak: It’s insidious!
Quark: Just like the Federation.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 1 – “The Way of the Warrior”
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Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.
Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 1 – “The Way of the Warrior”
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Odo: It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice… is that sometimes, they make the wrong choice.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 24 – “Shakaar”
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Sisko: Why didn’t you just say so?
Odo: Well sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 17 – “Visionary”
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Odo: But don’t worry – I plan to investigate the Klingons, the Bajorans, Quark, the visiting Terrelians…
Sisko: You think Quark had something to do with this?
Odo: I always investigate Quark.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3, Episode 17 – “Visionary”
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Odo: There’ll be no live vole fights on the Promenade, Quark.
Quark: I would never be party to anything so cruel and inhumane. But, of course, if some Cardassians happened to bring their voles along and they happened to get into a fight, I could hardly be held responsible for…
Odo: Oh, yes you could.
Sisko: And you will be.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 15 – “Destiny”
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