Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t take it personally, Worf.
Julian Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah… sort of… earthy, peaty aroma.
Julian Bashir: With a touch of… lilac…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
[Bashir has killed Keiko’s plants.]
Julian Bashir: You don’t need me there. I’ve seen you handle your wife thousands of times. Just say you’re sorry and that you take full responsibility; you’ll be fine! Besides, I, er, have to be in surgery – operating.
Miles O’Brien: On who?
Julian Bashir: I’ll find someone.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 5 – “The Assignment”
Jadzia Dax: You’re being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?
Miles O’Brien: Excuse me, this is not the first baby I’ve had.
Kira Nerys: Excuse me. Keiko had Molly.
Jadzia Dax: It’s not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do.
Worf: She is carrying his child, he should have some say.
Quark: As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.
Dax and Kira: Rental?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 4 – “Nor Battle to the Strong”
Julian Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?
[Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter]
Julian Bashir: Never mind. I don’t need that particular image running around my head. I’ll just treat you.
[Worf and Dax enter.]
Julian Bashir: What happened to you two?
Worf: We, uh…
Jadzia Dax: Well, if you must know…
Julian Bashir: No! I don’t need that particular image either. In fact, I’m going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”
Worf: [quietly to Morn] I will apologize for this at a later time. [loudly] You are in my seat!Bartender! Bloodwine!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”
Jadzia Dax: If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun and maybe even a little more attainable.
Worf: You are not in my shoes.
Jadzia Dax: Too bad. You’d be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”
Quark: If you’re going to prosecute me, I demand that you prosecute my co-conspirator.
Julian Bashir: I’m not a conspirator!
Odo: What would you call yourself, Doctor?
Julian Bashir: An idiot!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
Worf: Commander.
Jadzia Dax: What is it?
Worf: It may have been the Vorta’s computer console. I found it in one of the upper compartments, but the powergrid is offline in that part of the ship.
Jadzia Dax: So you ripped it out of the wall. Very nice. So, what do we do with it now, use it for a door stop?
Worf: I do not care what you do with it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
Kira Nerys: Don’t forget, this… is still your fault.
Julian Bashir: My fault?
Kira Nerys: You performed the transfer from Keiko to me.
Julian Bashir: After you volunteered.
Kira Nerys: After you put the idea in my head.
Julian Bashir: After you flew the runabout into an asteroid field.
Kira Nerys: After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans.
Julian Bashir: That was Keiko!
Kira Nerys: Well, that’s right, it was, but I’d rather blame you.
Julian Bashir: Whatever makes you happy.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 1 – “Apocalypse Rising”
Miles O’Brien: So, let me get this straight: all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters and avoid the Brotherhood of the Sword long enough to set these things up and activate them in front of Gowron?
Worf: If we succeed, there will be many songs sung in our honor.
Miles O’Brien: Let’s hope we’re there to hear them.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 1 – “Apocalypse Rising”
The Love Pirate 