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Snyder: And you! Are we having a chair shortage?

Willow: I didn’t read anything about… Oh. (slides off of Oz’s lap and into her chair) I get it.

Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.

Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”

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Willow: Hey, Amy.

Amy: Hey. Are you guys going to the Valentine’s Day dance at the Bronze? I think it’s gonna be a lot of fun.

Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.

Willow: My boyfriend’s in the band!

Amy: Cool.

Buffy: I think you’ve now told everybody.

Willow: Only in this hemisphere.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”

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Willow: Hey.

Oz: Hey.

Willow: Did you want to go first?

Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I’ll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe.

Willow: I’m sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.

Oz: It’s okay. I’m, I’m sorry I almost ate you.

Willow: It’s okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.

Oz: I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not every day you find out you’re a werewolf. That’s fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.

Willow: Yeah. It’s a complication.

Oz: So… Maybe it’d be best if I just… sorta…

Willow: What?

Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.

Willow: I don’t know. I’m kind of okay with you being *in* my way.

Oz: You mean, you’d still…

Willow: Well, I like you. You’re nice and you’re funny. And you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I’m not much fun to be around either.

Oz: You are quite the human.

Willow: So, I’d still if you’d still.

Oz: I’d still. I’d *very* still.

Willow: Okay. No biting, though.

Oz: Agreed.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

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Oz:  Aunt Maureen. Hey, it’s me. Um, what? Oh! It’s, uh… actually it’s healing okay. That’s pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um… Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken.

 

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

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Oz:  So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?

Willow:  Well, we don’t have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Oz:  I get you.

Willow:  Do you wanna make out with me?

Oz:  What?

Willow:  Forget it. I’m sorry. Well, do you?

Oz:  Sometimes when I’m sitting in class… You know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it’s like everything stops. It’s like, it’s like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

(He looks up at her.)

Oz:  Oh, I’m not gonna kiss you.

Willow:  What? But freeze frame!

Oz:  Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you’re trying to make your friend Xander jealous or even the score or something. And that’s on the empty side. See, in my fantasy when I’m kissing *you*, you’re kissing *me*. It’s okay. I can wait.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Innocence”

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Willow:  Are you okay?

Oz:  Yeah. Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?

Willow:  Uh, well, uh… sort of.

Xander:  Yep. Vampires are real. A lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in.

Willow:  I know it’s hard to accept at first.

Oz:  Actually, it explains a *lot*.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3: Episode 13 – “Surprise”

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Oz: I’m gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I’m kinda nervous about it, actually. It’s interesting.

Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I’m gonna say yes.

Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?

Willow: Oh! I can’t!

Oz: Well, see, I like that you’re unpredictable.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 13 – “Surprise”