Xander: So, what do you think?
Buffy: It’s nice.
Xander: But do you think Cordelia will like it?
Buffy: I don’t know. Does she know what one of these is?
Xander: Okay, big yuks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?
Buffy: I’m sorry. But never.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Giles: Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can’t be much worse than what she’s doing to herself. She’s taken a human life. The guilt, it-it’s, it’s pretty hard to bear, and it won’t go away soon.
Cordelia: I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?
Giles: Yes. Do let’s bring that up as often as possible.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Cordelia: I don’t get it. Buffy’s the Slayer. Shouldn’t she have…
Xander: What, a license to kill?
Cordelia: Well, not for fun. But she’s like this superman. Shouldn’t there be different rules for her?
Willow: Sure, in a fascist society.
Cordelia: Right! Why can’t we have one of those?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 11 – “Ted”
Buffy: Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles’ personal files and seeing what you can find?
Xander: I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Giles: The vampires?
Cordelia: Gone.
Angel: The Master?
Giles: Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?
Buffy: Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.
Xander: Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!
Willow: Wow! Harsh.
Giles: I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.
Jenny Calendar: Well, what do we do now?
Giles: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.
Xander: Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.
Cordelia: Yeah!
Willow: Buffy?
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.
Jenny Calendar: And what about him?
Buffy: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.
Giles: I’m not dancing, though.
Jenny Calendar: We’ll see.
Willow: You can come with us, Angel.
Buffy: I’m hungry.
Xander: So what’s the story with the car?
Cordelia: Oh, that was me, saving the day!
Willow: (to Angel) Get something to drink.
Buffy: Is anybody else hungry?
Willow: (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.
Buffy: I’m really, really hungry.
Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”
Cordelia: Uhhh, what?
Giles: Oh! I’m sorry. Um, your hair, uh…
Cordelia: There’s something wrong with my hair? Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Cordelia: The Bronze. It’s the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it’s still the scene. It’s in the bad part of town.
Buffy: Where’s that?
Cordelia: About a half a block from the good part of town. We don’t have a whole lot of town here.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 1 – “Welcome to the Hellmouth”
The Love Pirate 