Giles: I’d have to say you’re right.
Buffy: I love it when he says that! Any theories?
Giles: Uh, I’m, uh, it’s a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
Xander: Maybe it’s a vampire bat.… I’m alone with that one, huh?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”
Xander: Red alert! Where’s Buffy?
Giles: Uh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W… where are your other clothes?
Xander: Oh, don’t I wish I had the answer to *that* question.
Willow: Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.
Xander: Except my underwear.
Willow: (laughs) Yeah! It was really… (looks at Xander) …bad. It was a bad thing.
Xander: ‘Bad thing’? I was naked. ‘Bad thing’ doesn’t cover it.
Willow: Everyone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.
Xander: With nudity!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”
Xander: Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.
Buffy: Little blasé there, aren’t you?
Xander: I’m not worried. If there’s something bad out there we’ll find, you’ll slay, we’ll party!
Buffy: Thanks for having confidence in me.
Xander: You da man, Buff!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”
Willow: I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”
Buffy: This means that whatever’s out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.
Xander: In other words, I’m safe!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Cordelia: Uhhh, what?
Giles: Oh! I’m sorry. Um, your hair, uh…
Cordelia: There’s something wrong with my hair? Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Buffy: The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?
Giles: Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow: I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”
Buffy: So! What’d you do all day?
Angel: Uh, I read a little.And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I…
Buffy: My diary? You read my diary? That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! I… You don’t even know what I was writing about! ‘Hunk’ can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are ‘penetrating’, I meant to write ‘bulging’.
Angel: Buffy…
Buffy: And ‘A’ doesn’t even stand for ‘Angel’ for that matter, it stands for… ‘Achmed’, a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all…
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn’t read it, I swear.
Buffy: Oh! Oh…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 7 – “Angel”
Giles: Xander’s taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there’s been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It’s bad, isn’t it.
Giles: It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you’ll have to kill him.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”
Xander: Hey! Buffy!
Willow: You missed it!
Buffy: Missed what?
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting…
Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”
The Love Pirate 