Buffy: Try it!
Oz: Try what?
Buffy: Uh… I-I’m sorry.
Oz: Still not clear what I’m supposed to try.
Buffy: Nothing. God, I’m… sorry, I…
Oz: That is a tense person.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Giles: It’s a reliquary. Used to house items of religious significance. Most commonly a finger or some other body part from a saint.
Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids.
Angel: Yeah. I’ll never be a kid.
Buffy: Okay, then a regular kid and her cradle robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Willow: I’m kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have.
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I’d rather live in the dark.
Willow: You’re not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I’ll always be stupid.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Giles: I never wanted you to see that side of me.
Buffy: I’m not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I’m so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you’re a person.
Giles: Most grownups are.
Buffy: Who would’ve thought?
Giles: Some are even, uh… shortsighted, foolish people.
Buffy: So, after all this time, we finally find out that we *do* have something in common. Which, apart from being a little weird, is kind of okay. I think we’re supposed to be training right now.
Giles: Yes. Yes. Um, need to concentrate on your flexibility.
Buffy: And you know what? I have just the perfect music. Go on, say it. You know you want to.
Giles: It’s not music, it’s just, uh, meaningless sounds.
Buffy: There. Feel better?
Giles: Yes. Thanks. … Bay City Rollers. Now, that’s music.
Buffy: I didn’t hear that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Xander: Uh, I think that Ethan guy disappeared again.
Buffy: Darn. I really wanted to hit him till he bled.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Buffy: Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles’ personal files and seeing what you can find?
Xander: I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Jenny: Oh! Thank you so much for loaning me the Forrester book. It’s wonderful!
Giles: Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Jenny: Yeah, it was so romantic, so evocative.
Giles: That edition was my father’s. I, I, I must’ve read it… twenty times.
Jenny: Yeah, y’know how you have to, to dog-ear your favorite pages so you can go back to them?
Giles: Uh, uh, uh, what?
Jenny: Well, I mean, I-I practically had to fold back every single page. So finally I just, I just started underlining all the pages I really wanted to discuss.
Giles: U-u-underlined…?
Jenny: But then, of course, I spilled coffee all over it, I can’t even read it…
Giles: It’s a first edition!
Jenny: I’m lying, Rupert. The book’s fine. I just love to see you squirm.
Giles: Yes, well, I, uh… trust I gave good… squirm.
Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.
Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out. I c-can’t imagine why.
Jenny: This weekend.
Giles: Would you like to go out?
Jenny: Mm, no, I think I’d like to stay in.
Giles: Uh, this, Saturday, then.
Jenny: Saturday night. I’ll see if I can make you squirm.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Jenny: Morning, England.
Giles: Oh, hello, Ms., uh, uh, uh, Jenny.
Willow: Feel the passion!
Xander: Mm-hm!
Jenny: Willow…
Willow: (coughs) Coughing, not speaking. (coughs more)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Giles: Um, now, uh, look, tonight is very important, um…
Buffy: Now, that’s a surprise. So, what’s on tap tonight that’s so important? Uprising, prophesied ritual, preordained deathfest?
Xander: Ah, the old standards!
Giles: Um, a medical transport is delivering the monthly supply of blood to the hospital.
Buffy: Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels.
Giles: Hopefully not. Uh, we’ll meet outside the hospital at 8:30 sharp. I’ll bring the weaponry.
Buffy: I’ll bring the party mix!
Giles: Just don’t be late.
Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
The Love Pirate 