Buffy: How is he?
Willow: He’s shot! Are you okay?
Oz: I, uh, I’m shot! Y’know. Wow! It’s odd! And painful.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”
Oz: Hey.
Willow: Hey! Your hair! Is brown!
Oz: Oh, yeah, sometimes. So, uh, did you decide? Are you gonna be a Corporate Computer Suit Guy?
Willow: Oh. Uh, well, I-I think I’m gonna finish high school first. What about you?
Oz: I’m not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.
Willow: They why’d they select you?
Oz: Oh, I sorta test well. Y’know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well, don’t you have some ambition?
Oz: Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.
Willow: Huh?
Oz: Well, the E-flat, it’s, it’s doable, but that diminished ninth, y’know, it’s a man’s chord. Now, you could lose a finger.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”
Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
Willow: There’s a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don’t have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? ‘Cause that would be cool…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”
Giles: Willow?
Willow: Don’t warn the tadpoles!
Giles: Are you alright?
Willow: Giles, what are you doing here?
Giles: It’s the library, Willow. You fell asleep.
Willow: Oh! I…
Giles: Don’t warn the tadpoles?
Willow: I… I have frog fear.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Willow: I’m kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have.
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I’d rather live in the dark.
Willow: You’re not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I’ll always be stupid.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”