Buffy: You know, polite people call before they jump out of the bushes and attack you.
Kendra: Just wanted to test your reflexes.
Buffy: How about testing my face-punching? ‘Cause I think you’ll find it’s improved.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”
Snyder: And you! Are we having a chair shortage?
Willow: I didn’t read anything about… Oh. (slides off of Oz’s lap and into her chair) I get it.
Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.
Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”
The Love Pirate 