Review: Into the Storm

It’s inevitable, if unfair, that Into the Storm is doomed to be compared to Twister.  Twister, despite having its fair share of detractors, has become the default tornado movie, so well and widely known that almost everyone is familiar with it, perhaps because it is shown with surprising regularity on various cable channels.  It’s also a film that I deeply love and I think is an unappreciated masterpiece, none of which could bode well for Into the Storm.  But I’ve long believed that familiar stories are worth retelling, and a new take on something old can still have value, so I went into the movie somewhat dubious, but hopeful that it might hold its own.  Unfortunately, the only conclusion I could draw by the end also happens to be an unfortunate and overused pun that I nevertheless feel compelled to make: it sucked.

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Quote of the Day

Entertaining a notion, like entertaining a baby cousin or entertaining a pack of hyenas, is a dangerous thing to refuse to do.  If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling down a well.  If you refuse to entertain a pack of hyenas, they may become restless and entertain themselves by devouring you.  But if you refuse to entertain a notion—which is just a fancy way of saying that refuse to think about a certain idea—you have to be much braver than someone who is merely facing some bloodthirsty animals, or some parents who are upset to find their little darling at the bottom of a well, because nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Vile Village – Lemony Snicket

Today’s Movie: Invincible

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Quote of the Day

Worf: These… are Ma’Stakas.

Julian Bashir: What, er… what do we do with them?

Martok: At the conclusion of the wedding ceremony, you will use them to attack Worf and Dax.

Miles O’Brien: Obviously. Don’t you know anything?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Today’s 4th Movie: The Hundred-Foot Journey

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Today’s 3rd Movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Today’s 2nd Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy

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Quote of the Day

He therefore sprinted up the stairs, slowing down only when he reached the corner into the corridor, when he began to creep, very slowly, toward the very same little girl, clutching her heavy brass scales, that Hermione had so kindly helped a fortnight before.  He waited until he was right behind her before bending very low and whispering, “Hello . . . you’re very pretty, aren’t you?”
Goyle gave a high-pitched scream of terror, threw the scales up into the air, and sprinted away, vanishing from sight long before the sound of scales smashing had stopped echoing around the corridor.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Today’s 1st Movie: Into the Storm

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Quote of the Day

Cordelia:  Uhhh, what?

Giles:  Oh! I’m sorry. Um, your hair, uh…

Cordelia:  There’s something wrong with my hair? Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)

Giles:  Xander was right. It worked like a charm.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”