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His horses were fine animals and he sold one for as much as he had given for it; this satisfied the immediate local duns, but it did not re-establish his credit, for although Champflower was willing to believe in any amount of cloudy wealth (and Jack’s fortune had been reckoned very high), it had poverty weighed up to within a pound or two. 

Post Captain – Patrick O’Brian

Analysis: Jurassic World, a Movie that Hates Itself

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It might be an understatement to say that I didn’t enjoy Jurassic World.  I found it alternately boring and infuriating, a wasted opportunity.  Despite that, it’s the one movie that I’ve thought the most about in the past few weeks.  Partly it’s been hard to ignore, given its monumental box office run, but there’s something more to it than that.  As much as I disliked it, I can’t shake the feeling that there might actually be more to the movie than I gave it credit for.  I don’t mean to imply that Jurassic World is secretly great, because it’s not, but watching it I had the sneaking suspicion that writer/director Colin Trevorrow might have had a not-so-hidden message he embedded in the film through certain characters, scenes, and especially its climax.  You see, I’ve never encountered a film that seems to hate itself more thanJurassic World.

(Caution: Spoilers Ahead!)

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Tonight’s Movie: Ant-Man

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Zoe: I know somethin’ ain’t right. 

Wash: Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right we’d be in jail. 

Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”

Quote of the Day

The silence swallowed them all again. Every head turned, every eye in the place seemed to have found Harry, to hold him frozen in the glare of thousands of invisible beams. Then a figure rose from the Slytherin table and he recognized Pansy Parkinson as she raised a shaking arm and screamed, “But he’s there! Potter’s there! Someone grab him!”

Before Harry could speak, there was a massive movement. The Gryffindors in front of him had risen and stood facing, not Harry, but the Slytherins. Then the Hufflepuffs stood, and almost at the same moment, the Ravenclaws, all of them with their backs to Harry, all of them looking toward Pansy instead, and Harry, awestruck and overwhelmed, saw wands emerging everywhere, pulled from beneath cloaks and from under sleeves. 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

 

Willow: Hey.

Oz: Hey.

Willow: Did you want to go first?

Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I’ll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe.

Willow: I’m sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.

Oz: It’s okay. I’m, I’m sorry I almost ate you.

Willow: It’s okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.

Oz: I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not every day you find out you’re a werewolf. That’s fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.

Willow: Yeah. It’s a complication.

Oz: So… Maybe it’d be best if I just… sorta…

Willow: What?

Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.

Willow: I don’t know. I’m kind of okay with you being *in* my way.

Oz: You mean, you’d still…

Willow: Well, I like you. You’re nice and you’re funny. And you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I’m not much fun to be around either.

Oz: You are quite the human.

Willow: So, I’d still if you’d still.

Oz: I’d still. I’d *very* still.

Willow: Okay. No biting, though.

Oz: Agreed.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

Quote of the Day

‘Let me look to your pistols,’ said Jack, as the trees came closer to the road. ‘You have no notion of hammering your flints.’

‘They are very well,’ said Stephen, unwilling to open his holsters (a teratoma in one, a bottled Arabian dormouse in the other). ‘Do you apprehend any danger?’

‘This is an ugly stretch of road, with all these disbanded soldiers turned loose. They made an attempt upon the mail not far from Aker’s Cross. Come, let me have your pistols. I thought as much: what is this?’

‘A teratoma,’ said Stephen sulkily.

‘What is a teratoma?’ asked Jack, holding the object in his hand. ‘A kind of grenado?’

‘It is an inward wen, a tumour: we find them, occasionally, in the abdominal cavity. Sometimes they contain long black hair, sometimes a set of teeth: this has both hair and teeth. It belonged to a Mr Elkins of the City, an eminent cheese-monger. I prize it much.’

‘By God,’ cried Jack, thrusting it back into the holster and whiping his hand vehemently upon the horse, ‘I do wish you would leave people’s bellies alone. So you have no pistols at all, I collect?’

‘If you wish to be so absolute, no, I have not.’

‘You will never make old bones, brother,’ said Jack.

Post Captain – Patrick O’Brian

Tonight’s Movie: Batman Returns

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Mal: All right, let’s get these crates stowed, I don’t want any tourists stumbling over them.

Kaylee: We’re taking on passengers at Persephone?

Mal: That’s the notion. Could use a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money.

Jayne: Pain in the ass.

Kaylee: No, it’s shiny! I like to meet new people, they’ve all got stories!

Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful, please?

Mal: I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘Verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Kaylee: I love my captain.

Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”