Quote of the Day

‘But in any case you will never be flogged — no, no; you shall not be flogged,’ he added, gazing with pure affection, and with something like awe, at so magnificent a prodigy, at an ignorance so very far beyond anything that even his wide-ranging mind had yet conceived.

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian

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Quark: Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people… will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don’t believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 8 – “The Siege of AR-558”

Quote of the Day

“Well, happy birthday anyway.”
“Wow — that’s right, I forgot! I’m seventeen!”
Harry seized the wand lying beside his camp bed, pointed it at the cluttered desk where he had left his glasses, and said, “Accio Glasses!” although they were only around a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom toward him, at least until they poked him in the eye.
“Slick,” snorted Ron.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

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Ezri Dax: You’d make a pretty good counselor. You wanna trade jobs?

Kira Nerys: Oh yeah, people would love bringing their problems to me. “You dreamt about what? You’re crazy! Now, get out of my office! Next patient!”

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 7 – “Once More Unto the Breach”

Quote of the Day

‘It is just the kind of thing Nelson might have done — prompt — straight at ’em.’
‘You know Lord Nelson, sir?’
‘I had the honour of serving under him at the Nile,’ said Jack, ‘and of dining in his company twice.’ His face broke into a smile at the recollection.
‘May I beg you to tell me what kind of man he is?’
‘Oh, you would take to him directly, I am sure. He is very slight — frail — I could pick him up (I mean no disrespect) with one hand. But you know he is a very great man directly. There is something in philosophy called an electrical particle, is there not? A charged atom, if you follow me. He spoke to me one each occasion. The first time it was to say, “May I trouble you for the salt, sir?” — I have always said it as close as I can to his way ever since — you may have noticed it. But the second time I was trying to make my neighbour, a soldier, understand our naval tactics — weather-gage, breaking the line, and so on — and in a pause he leant over with such a smile and said, “Never mind manoeuvres, always go at them.” I shall never forget it: never mind manoeuvres — always go at ’em. And at that same dinner he was telling us all how someone had offered him a boat-cloak on a cold night and he had said no, he was quite warm — his zeal for his King and country kept him warm. It sounds absurd, as I tell it, does it not? And was it another man, any other man, you would cry out “oh, what pitiful stuff” and dismiss it as mere enthusiasm; but with him you feel your bosom glow.’

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian

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Willow, Giles, Angel, Reptile Boy

Giles:  She lied to me?

Willow:  Well…

Angel:  Did… she have a date?

Willow:  Well… Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she’s the Chosen One, but you’re killing her with the pressure! I mean, she’s sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you’re gonna live forever! You don’t have time for a cup of coffee?! … Okay, I don’t feel better now, and we’ve gotta help Buffy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”

Quote of the Day

“From all that I’ve read, what Harry did to Riddle’s diary was one of the few really foolproof ways of destroying a Horcrux.”
“What, stabbing it with a basilisk fang?” asked Harry.
“Oh well, lucky we’ve got such a large supply of basilisk fangs, then,” said Ron. “I was wondering what we were going to do with them.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

O’Brien: All right. But don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Nog: Chief, I can’t operate under those kinds of restrictions.

Miles O’Brien: At least promise me you won’t do anything to get us court-martialed.

Nog: I’ll try.

Miles O’Brien: Nog!

Nog: Just kidding, Chief.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 6 – “Treachery, Faith, and the Great River”

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He was not afraid for his skin, not afraid for himself: but presently his climbing body, now half-way up the shrouds, let him know that for its own part it was in a state of rapidly increasing terror. Forty feet is no very great height, but it seems far more lofty, aerial and precarious when there is nothing but an insubstantial yielding ladder of moving ropes underfoot; and when Stephen was three parts of the way up cries of ‘Belay’ on deck showed that the staysails were set and their sheets hauled aft. They filled, and the Sophie heeled over another strake or two; this coincided with her leeward roll, and the rail passed slowly under Stephen’s downward gaze, to be followed by the sea — a wide expanse of glittering water, very far below, and directly underneath. His grip on the ratlines tightened with cataleptic strength and his upward progress ceased: he remained there spreadeagled, while the varying forces of gravity, centrifugal motion, irrational panic and reasonable dread acted upon his motionless, tight-cramped person, now pressing him forward so that the checkered pattern of the shrouds and their crossing ratlines were imprinted on his front, and now plucking him backwards so that he bellied out like a shirt hung out to dry.

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian

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Willow, Xander, Reptile Boy

Willow:  I can’t believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew.

Xander:  Buffy’s lying, Buffy’s going to frat parties… That’s not askew, that’s cockeyed.

Willow:  Askew means cockeyed.

Xander:  Oh.

Willow:  Well, there’s nothing we can do about it. We’ll help Giles.

Xander:  I’m goin’ to the party.

Willow:  What?

Xander:  I gotta keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me.

Willow:  You wanna protect her?

Xander:  Mm-hm.

Willow:  And prove that you’re just as good as those rich, snotty guys?

Xander:  Mm-hm.

Willow:  Maybe catch an orgy?

Xander:  If it’s on early.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”