Zoe: Clearly she’s out of her mind.

Wash: Well, she’s let a sheltered life.

Zoe: Did you see the way she grabbed that glass from you?

Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to god. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Zoe: Of course. The man rushes in to defend her.

Wash: I’m talking about geese.

Zoe: Captain shouldn’t be babysitting a damned groupie, and he knows it.

Wash: Okay, when did this become not funny?

Zoe: When you didn’t turn around and put her ass back down on Triumph where it belongs.

Wash: Oh, hey! Now it’s even my fault? Is there anything else on your mind that I should know about? There are all kinds of twists and cul de sacs. It’s wild!

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”