Mal: Gaaahhh! Who the hell are you?

Saffron: What do you mean?

Mal: Well, I think I was pretty clear. What are you doing on my boat?

Saffron: But… you know I’m to cleave to you…?

Mal: To-whubba-who?

Saffron: Did Elder Gommen not tell you?

Mal: Tell me what? Who are you?

Saffron: Mr. Reynolds, sir… I’m your wife.

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”