Quote of the Day

 

Willow: Okay. Now, he’s had his two o’clock feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they’re on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy. 

Xander: Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not ‘handle’ handle, like ‘hands to flesh’ handle. 

Willow: Mm, okay. Well, it’s not for you. It’s for me, ’cause I’m still getting used to half a Monty.

Xander: Oh. Good…. Half? You and Oz? Which half? 

Willow: Wouldn’t *you* like to know?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer β€” Season 3: Episode 4 β€” “Beauty and the Beasts”

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