Angel: He leaves no paper trail, no records, that’s incriminating enough.
Xander: Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Could you *not* call me that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Buffy: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song ‘I Touch Myself’….. Of course, I had no idea what it was about.
[at the end of the conversation]
Willow: (realizes) Oh, that’s what that song is about?!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Xander: It’s strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Buffy: I think I just violated the guy code big time.
Willow: Poor Xander. Boys are so fragile.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Xander: That’s my friend that you’re talkin’ about!
Larry: Oh, yeah? Well, what’re you gonna do about it?
Xander: I’m gonna do what any man would do about it: somethin’ damn manly.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Buffy: Well, say it.
Xander: I’m not gonna say it.
Willow: You lied to Giles.
Xander: ‘Cause she will.
Buffy: Look, I wasn’t lying. I was just… protecting him from information that he wouldn’t be able to… digest properly.
Xander: Like a corn dog.
Willow: Like you don’t have a sick mother, but you’d rather go to a frat party where there’s gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy.
Xander: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren’t I on the mailing list?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Willow: You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy: Third night in a row.
Willow: What did he do in the dream?
Buffy: Stuff.
Willow: Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy: It had surround sound. I’m just thinking about him so much lately.
Willow: You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh…
Buffy: Vampire thing.
Willow: That doesn’t make him a bad person. Necessarily.
Buffy: I’m brainsick. I can’t have a relationship with him.
Willow: Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night. It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…
Xander: What’s like a relationship?
Buffy: Nothing I have.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Xander: Is she dying?
Buffy: I think she’s singing.
Xander: To a telephone in Hindi. Now that’s entertainment! Why is she singing?
Willow: She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole… fish thing.
Xander: Uh-huh. Why is she singing?
Buffy: Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor.
Willow: Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.
Xander: Hmm. And we thought just because we didn’t have any money or anyplace to go this would be a lackluster evening.
Willow: I know! We could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.
Xander: Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.
Buffy: I, for one, am giddy and up. There’s a kinda hush all over Sunnydale. No demons or vampires to slay, I’m here with my friends… So, how does the water buffalo fit in again?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Willow: Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 4 – “Inca Mummy Girl”
Xander: As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you’ll be fine.
Buffy: Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!
Xander: Whadaya mean? Nothing’s gonna happen.
Willow: Not until some dummy says, ‘as long as nothing bad happens.’
Buffy: It’s the ultimate jinx!
Willow: What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?
Xander: Well, you guys don’t know. Maybe this time it’ll be different.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
The Love Pirate 