Worf: I do not like doctors. Any doctors.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”
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Worf: A Klingon warrior does not have to explain why he chooses to face danger, not even to his Par’Mach’kai.
Jadzia Dax: So in other words, you were afraid I’d make a scene, that I’d embarrass you, maybe even cry.
Worf: You are capable of anything.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”
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Garak: Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.
Worf: Practice on someone else.
Garak: Mr. Worf, you’re no fun at all.
Worf: Good!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”
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Worf: What about Garak?
Benjamin Sisko: I want him back, too. I suppose I don’t have to tell you to keep a close eye on him?
Worf: At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But, I promise to return the body intact.
Benjamin Sisko: I assume that’s a joke.
Worf: We will see.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”
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Jadzia Dax: You’ve been smirking ever since we left the Starbase.
Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did this would be a good occasion.
Jadzia Dax: How was I supposed to know that Captain Ramirez was a three-time tongo champion?
Worf: You might have asked before mocking him and then allowing him to up the stakes to a no-limit game.
Jadzia Dax: I didn’t lose that much.
Worf: Two bars of latinum. I hope you have it.
Jadzia Dax: I have it. Most of it. Worf?
Worf: No.
Jadzia Dax: Fine. I’ll borrow it from Quark. He likes me.
Worf: Major Kira’s friend is ready for transport. Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number one hundred and eleven. “Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them.”
Jadzia Dax: You know the Rules of Acquisition?
Worf: I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 11 – “The Darkness and the Light”
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Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.
Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.
Julian Bashir: Why?
Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.
Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.
Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
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Worf: Do not hug me!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
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Odo: Actually, I believe Commander Dax has been treated for seven muscle pulls, two contusions and three cracked ribs. The only person who spent more time in the infirmary over the past few weeks is Commander Worf.
Benjamin Sisko: Isn’t there any way that… the two of you could, um… erm… you know…
Jadzia Dax: Make love?
Benjamin Sisko:…without injuring yourselves?
Jadzia Dax: Interspecies romance isn’t without its danger. That’s part of the fun.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
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Worf: I have completed my search of the primary habitat levels and. What is that sound?
Odo: Soothing isn’t it? The bartender called it a…
Worf: A tribble.
Odo: Sit down. You’re drawing attention.
Worf: Where did you get that thing?
Odo: From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone, but this one doesn’t seem to like you.
Worf: The feeling’s! The feeling’s mutual. They are detestable creatures.
Odo: Interesting. It’s been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals especially if they make pleasing sounds.
Worf: They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours you’ll have ten tribbles then a hundred then a thousand.
Odo: Calm down.
Worf: They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
Odo: This? A mortal enemy of the Empire?
Worf: They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.
Odo: Wiped out? What are you saying?
Worf: Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribbles’ homeworld. By the end of the twenty third century they had been eradicated.
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
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Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t take it personally, Worf.
Julian Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah… sort of… earthy, peaty aroma.
Julian Bashir: With a touch of… lilac…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
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