Worf: WHAT?! What are you talking about?! That ball was at least half a meter out! How could you call it a strike?! REVERSE THE CALL, REVERSE THE CALL!
Benjamin Sisko: Are you blind?! That was low and outside!
Worf: The ball was clearly outside!
Benjamin Sisko: What the hell were you looking at?! You can’t tell me that ball was over the plate! What were you doing, REGENERATING?!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”
Benjamin Sisko: Alright Niners! Let’s hear some chatter! Hey batter!
Kasidy Yates: Hey batter batter batter batter batter!
Leeta: Hey batter batter batter batter batter batter!
Worf: Death to the opposition!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”
Jadzia Dax: Just remember when you get back: we have a lot of work to do.
Worf: I don’t consider that ‘work’.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”
Julian Bashir: You were supposed to be up there exercising. I don’t see any sweat. Where are all the bruises, the… the… the broken bones, the blood?
Worf: We were talking.
Quark: For an hour and 45 minutes?
Worf: It is a private matter.
Jadzia Dax: We’re thinking about having a baby!
Worf: It *was* a private matter.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 26 – “Tears of the Prophets”
Jadzia Dax: By the way, what does… “gung-gung-gung” mean?
Worf: Why do you ask?
Jadzia Dax: It was the strangest thing. When I was taking Yoshi home, he kept shaking his rattle and saying “gung-gung-gung.”
Worf: He did?
Jadzia Dax: He seemed to be getting a kick out of it. What does it mean?
Worf: That is between Yoshi and me.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 24 – “Time’s Orphan”
Worf: I am a Klingon warrior, and a Starfleet officer. I’ve piloted starships through Dominion minefields; I’ve stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size; I courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax. If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep!
Jadzia Dax: Talk about losing perspective.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 24 – “Time’s Orphan”
Jadzia Dax: I know how much your career means to you.
Worf: You come first – before career, before duty, before anything. I do not regret what I did; and I would do it again.
Jadzia Dax: I don’t know what to say.
Worf: You could say ‘thank you for saving my life’.
Jadzia Dax: Thank you for saving my life.
Worf: And you could say ‘I would do the same for you, Worf’.
Jadzia Dax: Well – I’d have to think about that. My career is very important to me, you know.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”
Lasaran: A Klingon! Why did they have to send a Klingon?
Jadzia Dax: I’m a Trill. Does that make you feel any better?
Lasaran: Are you trying to be funny?
Jadzia Dax: Not at all. He’s the funny one.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”
Jadzia Dax: Worf, you’re practically easygoing. What’s next? A sense of humor?
Worf: I have a sense of humor! On the Enterprise I was considered to be quite amusing.
Jadzia Dax: That must have been one dull ship.
Worf: That is a joke. I get it… it is not funny, but I get it.
Jadzia Dax: I don’t know if I can get used to this “new you.” It’s kind of eerie.
Worf: Your problem is, you cannot accept change.
Jadzia Dax: *I* can’t accept change?
Worf: That is correct.
Jadzia Dax: Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding! I’ve changed bodies six times, Worf.
Worf: Yes, but you are still very set in your ways.
Jadzia Dax: And look who’s talking.
Worf: Well, I do not have to sleep on the same side of the bed every night, or brush my hair exactly fifty strokes every night, or eat the same thing for breakfast every day, or read the last page of the book before the beginning, or lift up the…
Jadzia Dax: I get the point! I don’t know how you can live with someone so monotonous.
Worf: It is not easy… *That* was a joke.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”
Worf: Very well. Room service.
Jadzia Dax: Really?
Worf: Really.
Jadzia Dax: Oh, that was easy.
Worf: Did you want to fight over it?
Jadzia Dax: No, it’s just, I didn’t expect you to surrender so quickly.
Worf: Surrender?
Jadzia Dax: Bad word.
Worf: Very bad.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”
The Love Pirate 