Willow: Boy, we blend right in.
Xander: In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs.
Angel: Let’s look around. You guys check out downstairs.
Xander: Sure thing, Bossy the cow!
Willow: Okay, but do they really stick out?
Xander: What?
Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, ‘Wow! That baby is sore!’
Xander: You have too many thoughts.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Angel: He leaves no paper trail, no records, that’s incriminating enough.
Xander: Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Could you *not* call me that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Willow: Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don’t wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?
Angel: Are you gonna tell me that I’m jealous?
Willow: Well, you do sometimes get that way.
Angel: You know, I never used to. Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feelin’ guilty… I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Buffy: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song ‘I Touch Myself’….. Of course, I had no idea what it was about.
[at the end of the conversation]
Willow: (realizes) Oh, that’s what that song is about?!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Giles: Well, alright, l-let’s, let’s, let’s review. Um, so everybody became, uh, whatever they were masquerading as.
Willow: Right. Xander was a soldier and Buffy was an 18th-century girl.
Giles: A-and, uh, your, your costume?
Willow: I’m a ghost!
Giles: Yes. Um… w, uh, uh, uh, the ghost of what, exactly?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Willow: It’s too bad we can’t sneak a look at the Watcher diaries and read up on Angel. I’m sure it’s full of fun facts to know and tell.
Buffy: Yeah. It’s too bad. That stuff is private.
Willow: Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.
Buffy: Most importantly, it would be wrong.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Buffy: I think I just violated the guy code big time.
Willow: Poor Xander. Boys are so fragile.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Giles: She lied to me?
Willow: Well…
Angel: Did… she have a date?
Willow: Well… Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she’s the Chosen One, but you’re killing her with the pressure! I mean, she’s sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you’re gonna live forever! You don’t have time for a cup of coffee?! … Okay, I don’t feel better now, and we’ve gotta help Buffy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Willow: I can’t believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew.
Xander: Buffy’s lying, Buffy’s going to frat parties… That’s not askew, that’s cockeyed.
Willow: Askew means cockeyed.
Xander: Oh.
Willow: Well, there’s nothing we can do about it. We’ll help Giles.
Xander: I’m goin’ to the party.
Willow: What?
Xander: I gotta keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me.
Willow: You wanna protect her?
Xander: Mm-hm.
Willow: And prove that you’re just as good as those rich, snotty guys?
Xander: Mm-hm.
Willow: Maybe catch an orgy?
Xander: If it’s on early.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Buffy: Well, say it.
Xander: I’m not gonna say it.
Willow: You lied to Giles.
Xander: ‘Cause she will.
Buffy: Look, I wasn’t lying. I was just… protecting him from information that he wouldn’t be able to… digest properly.
Xander: Like a corn dog.
Willow: Like you don’t have a sick mother, but you’d rather go to a frat party where there’s gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy.
Xander: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren’t I on the mailing list?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
The Love Pirate 