Miles O’Brien: Me. Of all the people in the line-up he asks me who threw the first punch.
Julian Bashir: You lied to him.
Miles O’Brien: I lied to Captain Kirk! I wish Keiko could’ve been here to see it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Worf: I have completed my search of the primary habitat levels and. What is that sound?
Odo: Soothing isn’t it? The bartender called it a…
Worf: A tribble.
Odo: Sit down. You’re drawing attention.
Worf: Where did you get that thing?
Odo: From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone, but this one doesn’t seem to like you.
Worf: The feeling’s! The feeling’s mutual. They are detestable creatures.
Odo: Interesting. It’s been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals especially if they make pleasing sounds.
Worf: They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours you’ll have ten tribbles then a hundred then a thousand.
Odo: Calm down.
Worf: They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
Odo: This? A mortal enemy of the Empire?
Worf: They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.
Odo: Wiped out? What are you saying?
Worf: Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribbles’ homeworld. By the end of the twenty third century they had been eradicated.
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Jadzia Dax: McCoy… Leonard McCoy!… I met him when he was a student at Ole Miss… I had a feeling he’d become a doctor – he had the hands of a surgeon.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Julian Bashir: All right – fine! But I can’t wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?
Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?
Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.
Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…
Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.
Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t take it personally, Worf.
Julian Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah… sort of… earthy, peaty aroma.
Julian Bashir: With a touch of… lilac…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
The Love Pirate 