Kirk: Scotty, can you do it?
Scotty: Not by myself. I’ll need help. And you’d be too conspicuous.
McCoy: I’m a doctor, not an engineer.
Scotty: Now you’re an engineer.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 10 — “Mirror, Mirror”
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Kirk: Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?
McCoy: No. I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 6 — “The Doomsday Machine”
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Sulu: How do you figure it, Chekov? First we’re going to Vulcan, then we’re going to Altair, then we’re headed to Vulcan again, and now we’re headed back to Altair.
Chekov: I think I’m going to get space sick.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 5 — “Amok Time”
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Spock: The child was named Leonard James Akaar?
McCoy: Has a kind of a ring to it, don’t you think, James?
Kirk: Yes. I think it’s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?
Spock: I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month… sir.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 3 — “Friday’s Child”
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McCoy:Look, I’m a doctor, not an escalator!
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 3 — “Friday’s Child”
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Edith: You know as well as I do how out of place you two are around here.
Spock: Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?
Edith: You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will. And you? You belong in another place. I don’t know where or how. I’ll figure it out eventually.
Spock: I’ll finish with the furnace.
Edith: …Captain. Even when he doesn’t say it, he does.
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”
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Kirk: You were actually enjoying my predicament back there. At times, you seem quite human.
Spock: Captain, I hardly believe that insults are within your prerogative as my commanding officer.
Kirk: Sorry.
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”
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Spock: A time portal, Captain. A gateway to other times and dimensions, if I’m correct.
Guardian: As correct as possible for you. Your science knowledge is obviously primitive.
Spock: Really?
Kirk: Annoyed, Spock?
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”
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Kirk: What would you say the odds on our getting out of here?
Spock: Difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7,824.7 to 1.
Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7,824 to 1?
Spock: 7,824.7 to 1.
Kirk: That’s a pretty close approximation.
Spock: I endeavour to be accurate.
Kirk: You do quite well.
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 27 — “Errand of Mercy”
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Kirk: Well, there it is. War. We didn’t want it, but we’ve got it.
Spock: Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
Star Trek – Season 1: Episode 27 – “Errand of Mercy”
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