Quark: If you’re going to prosecute me, I demand that you prosecute my co-conspirator.
Julian Bashir: I’m not a conspirator!
Odo: What would you call yourself, Doctor?
Julian Bashir: An idiot!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
Worf: Commander.
Jadzia Dax: What is it?
Worf: It may have been the Vorta’s computer console. I found it in one of the upper compartments, but the powergrid is offline in that part of the ship.
Jadzia Dax: So you ripped it out of the wall. Very nice. So, what do we do with it now, use it for a door stop?
Worf: I do not care what you do with it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 2 – “The Ship”
The Love Pirate 