Quote of the Day

Buffy:  This means that whatever’s out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.

Xander:  In other words, I’m safe!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”

Quote of the Day

Cordelia:  Uhhh, what?

Giles:  Oh! I’m sorry. Um, your hair, uh…

Cordelia:  There’s something wrong with my hair? Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)

Giles:  Xander was right. It worked like a charm.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”

Quote of the Day

Buffy:  The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?

Giles:  Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.

Willow:  I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”