Worf: Do not hug me!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
Odo: Actually, I believe Commander Dax has been treated for seven muscle pulls, two contusions and three cracked ribs. The only person who spent more time in the infirmary over the past few weeks is Commander Worf.
Benjamin Sisko: Isn’t there any way that… the two of you could, um… erm… you know…
Jadzia Dax: Make love?
Benjamin Sisko:…without injuring yourselves?
Jadzia Dax: Interspecies romance isn’t without its danger. That’s part of the fun.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
Odo: So, what do you think of the O’Briens’ plan to name their baby ‘Sean’?
Benjamin Sisko: I kind of like it; ‘Sean’ – has a nice ring to it.
Odo: Except that in Bajoran, ‘shawn’ means ‘swamp’.
Benjamin Sisko: The O’Briens know that?
Odo: I doubt it.
Benjamin Sisko: Someone should tell them.
Odo: I nominate you.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”
Worf: I have completed my search of the primary habitat levels and. What is that sound?
Odo: Soothing isn’t it? The bartender called it a…
Worf: A tribble.
Odo: Sit down. You’re drawing attention.
Worf: Where did you get that thing?
Odo: From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone, but this one doesn’t seem to like you.
Worf: The feeling’s! The feeling’s mutual. They are detestable creatures.
Odo: Interesting. It’s been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals especially if they make pleasing sounds.
Worf: They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours you’ll have ten tribbles then a hundred then a thousand.
Odo: Calm down.
Worf: They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
Odo: This? A mortal enemy of the Empire?
Worf: They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.
Odo: Wiped out? What are you saying?
Worf: Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribbles’ homeworld. By the end of the twenty third century they had been eradicated.
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?
Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?
Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.
Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…
Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.
Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
[Bashir has killed Keiko’s plants.]
Julian Bashir: You don’t need me there. I’ve seen you handle your wife thousands of times. Just say you’re sorry and that you take full responsibility; you’ll be fine! Besides, I, er, have to be in surgery – operating.
Miles O’Brien: On who?
Julian Bashir: I’ll find someone.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 5 – “The Assignment”