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Willow: Hey.

Oz: Hey.

Willow: Did you want to go first?

Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I’ll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe.

Willow: I’m sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.

Oz: It’s okay. I’m, I’m sorry I almost ate you.

Willow: It’s okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.

Oz: I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not every day you find out you’re a werewolf. That’s fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.

Willow: Yeah. It’s a complication.

Oz: So… Maybe it’d be best if I just… sorta…

Willow: What?

Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.

Willow: I don’t know. I’m kind of okay with you being *in* my way.

Oz: You mean, you’d still…

Willow: Well, I like you. You’re nice and you’re funny. And you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I’m not much fun to be around either.

Oz: You are quite the human.

Willow: So, I’d still if you’d still.

Oz: I’d still. I’d *very* still.

Willow: Okay. No biting, though.

Oz: Agreed.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

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Willow:  There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents.

Buffy:  Okay, most of those were not my fault. Somebody else started ’em. I was just standing up for myself.

Willow:  They say it’s a good idea to count to ten when you’re angry.

Buffy:  One… Two… Three…

Willow:  I’ll keep looking.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases

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Oz:  Aunt Maureen. Hey, it’s me. Um, what? Oh! It’s, uh… actually it’s healing okay. That’s pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um… Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken.

 

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

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Giles: And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and, and aggressive.

Buffy: In other words, your typical male.

Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey.

Giles: Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions.

Buffy: I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”

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Buffy:  But I would do a lot better if you and Xander and I could do that ‘sharing our misery’ thing tonight.

Willow:  Great. I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I’m-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.

Buffy:  Meow!

Willow:  Really? Thanks. I’ve never gotten a ‘meow’ before.

Buffy:  Well-deserved.

Willow:  Darn tootin’.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases