Zoe: He’s the captain, Wash.
Wash: Right, I’m just the husband.
Zoe: Look, I’ll ask him.
Wash: Don’t forget to call him sir, he likes that.
Mal: (walking in) Who likes what?
Zoe: It’s nothing, sir.
Wash: (gives Zoe a thumbs up)
Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”
Dogberry: O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.
Much Ado About Nothing – William Shakespeare
Dogberry: Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
Much Ado About Nothing – William Shakespeare
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Captain Hammer: I hate the homeless– [switches card] –ness problem that plagues this city.
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Captain Hammer: You see, little Penny’s giving it up, she’s giving it up hard. ‘Cause she’s with Captain Hammer. [holds up his fists] And these are not the hammer. [walks away from Billy, but then returns] The hammer is my penis.
The Love Pirate 