Molly: Aren’t you gonna help?
Miles O’Brien: I’m busy.
Molly: You don’t look busy.
Benjamin Sisko: She’s an O’Brien all right.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 22 – “Children of Time”
Julian Bashir: So I guess it’s your game again.
Miles O’Brien: What’s that, five in a row?
Julian Bashir: At least.
Miles O’Brien: Wait a minute. You haven’t been letting me win, have you?
Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?
Miles O’Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.
Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.
Miles O’Brien: I don’t believe it. I don’t need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.
Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn’t.
Miles O’Brien: Well, play then. Really play!
[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O’Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]
Miles O’Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,
[moves Bashir behind a pole]
Miles O’Brien: I play from up here.
[stands in his usual spot]
Miles O’Brien: If that doesn’t work, we’ll try a blindfold.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”
Miles O’Brien: Four weeks? Are you telling me I’ve been hanging around a Changeling for over a month?
Julian Bashir: And you never even suspected it wasn’t me?
Miles O’Brien: No. And the worst part is, the clues were right in front of me.
Julian Bashir: What clues?
Miles O’Brien: Well, for one thing, he… was a lot easier to get along with.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”
Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?
Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?
Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.
Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…
Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.
Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”
[Bashir has killed Keiko’s plants.]
Julian Bashir: You don’t need me there. I’ve seen you handle your wife thousands of times. Just say you’re sorry and that you take full responsibility; you’ll be fine! Besides, I, er, have to be in surgery – operating.
Miles O’Brien: On who?
Julian Bashir: I’ll find someone.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 5 – “The Assignment”
Jadzia Dax: You’re being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?
Miles O’Brien: Excuse me, this is not the first baby I’ve had.
Kira Nerys: Excuse me. Keiko had Molly.
Jadzia Dax: It’s not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do.
Worf: She is carrying his child, he should have some say.
Quark: As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.
Dax and Kira: Rental?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 4 – “Nor Battle to the Strong”