Quote of the Day

Molly: Aren’t you gonna help?

Miles O’Brien: I’m busy.

Molly: You don’t look busy.

Benjamin Sisko: She’s an O’Brien all right.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 22 – “Children of Time”

Quote of the Day

Rom: Latinum lasts longer than lust – Rule of Acquisition 229.

Miles O’Brien: Maybe. But lust can be a lot more fun.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 20 – “Ferengi Love Songs”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: So I guess it’s your game again.

Miles O’Brien: What’s that, five in a row?

Julian Bashir: At least.

Miles O’Brien: Wait a minute. You haven’t been letting me win, have you?

Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?

Miles O’Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.

Miles O’Brien: I don’t believe it. I don’t need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.

Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn’t.

Miles O’Brien: Well, play then. Really play!

[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O’Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]

Miles O’Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,

[moves Bashir behind a pole]

Miles O’Brien: I play from up here.

[stands in his usual spot]

Miles O’Brien: If that doesn’t work, we’ll try a blindfold.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Four weeks? Are you telling me I’ve been hanging around a Changeling for over a month?

Julian Bashir: And you never even suspected it wasn’t me?

Miles O’Brien: No. And the worst part is, the clues were right in front of me.

Julian Bashir: What clues?

Miles O’Brien: Well, for one thing, he… was a lot easier to get along with.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”

Quote of the Day

 

Miles O’Brien: Me. Of all the people in the line-up he asks me who threw the first punch.

Julian Bashir: You lied to him.

Miles O’Brien: I lied to Captain Kirk! I wish Keiko could’ve been here to see it.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: All right – fine! But I can’t wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren’t you two wearing the wrong color?

Miles O’Brien: Don’t you know anything about this period in time?

Julian Bashir: I’m a doctor, not an historian.

Benjamin Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…

Jadzia Dax: And women wore less.

Julian Bashir: I think I’m going to like history.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t take it personally, Worf.

Julian Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah… sort of… earthy, peaty aroma.

Julian Bashir: With a touch of… lilac…

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 6 – “Trials and Tribble-ations”

Quote of the Day

[Bashir has killed Keiko’s plants.]

Julian Bashir: You don’t need me there. I’ve seen you handle your wife thousands of times. Just say you’re sorry and that you take full responsibility; you’ll be fine! Besides, I, er, have to be in surgery – operating.

Miles O’Brien: On who?

Julian Bashir: I’ll find someone.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 5 – “The Assignment”

Quote of the Day

Jadzia Dax: You’re being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?

Miles O’Brien: Excuse me, this is not the first baby I’ve had.

Kira Nerys: Excuse me. Keiko had Molly.

Jadzia Dax: It’s not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do.

Worf: She is carrying his child, he should have some say.

Quark: As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.

Dax and Kira: Rental?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 4 – “Nor Battle to the Strong”