Odo: Are you sure you’ve returned to your normal size?
Miles O’Brien: Of course.
Julian Bashir: Why?
Odo: Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.
Quark: I didn’t want to say anything, but… you do look a little on the petite side.
Julian Bashir: Infirmary!
[they hurry out]
Quark: And they say you don’t have a sense of humor.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”
Miles O’Brien: Don’t hit it too hard. You could shatter the control panel.
Jadzia Dax: Don’t worry, I have a light touch.
Julian Bashir: Not according to Worf…
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 14 – “One Little Ship”
Lauren: The Chief doesn’t like any of us. Do you, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: Julian…
Jack: He’s just jealous you’re spending so much time with us.
Lauren: His wife’s away. He misses his friend.
Miles O’Brien: I do not.
Lauren: It’s all right, Julian. Go play with your friend, we’ll be fine.
Julian Bashir: You want me to play with you, do you, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: No!
Lauren: Yes, you do.
Julian Bashir: Come on, let’s go to Quark’s.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 9 – “Statistical Probabilities”
Julian Bashir: Miles?
Miles O’Brien: Yeah?
Julian Bashir: It works… I’ve had a vision about the future… I can see it so clearly.
Miles O’Brien: What is it?
Julian Bashir: I’m going to kill Worf… I’m going to kill Worf!… that’s what I’m going to do… I see it so clearly!
Miles O’Brien: Kill Worf.
Julian Bashir: Yeah, kill Worf.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”
Worf: These… are Ma’Stakas.
Julian Bashir: What, er… what do we do with them?
Martok: At the conclusion of the wedding ceremony, you will use them to attack Worf and Dax.
Miles O’Brien: Obviously. Don’t you know anything?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”
Worf: There are six trials we must face on the path to Kal’Hyah. This is the first – deprivation. We now begin a fast that will continue until the day of the wedding.
Julian Bashir: That’s four days away.
Martok: It is a short time, I know, but we must make the best of it.
Benjamin Sisko: What are the other five trials?
Worf: Blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death.
Julian Bashir: Sounds like marriage alright.
Miles O’Brien: How would you know?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”
Worf: As you probably know by now, Jadzia and I will be married here on the station in six days.
Julian Bashir: There’s nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in springtime.
Miles O’Brien: …when the neutrinos are in bloom.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”
Miles O’Brien: Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley’d and thunder’d…
Julian Bashir: Storm’d at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell, Rode the six hundred.
Nog: Whatever it is you two are reciting, I wish you’d stop!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”
Miles O’Brien: Here’s to retaking the castle.
Julian Bashir: And planting our flag on its battlements once again.
Jadzia Dax: You two spend too much time in the holosuites.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 5 – “Favor the Bold”
Miles O’Brien: Oh no!
Benjamin Sisko: What?
Miles O’Brien: I can’t believe it!
Benjamin Sisko: What?
Miles O’Brien: I tore my pants!
Benjamin Sisko: You… you tore your pants?
Miles O’Brien: Yeah, I tore my pants!
[Everybody laughs]
Miles O’Brien: I guess… I guess I’m really in trouble now, eh?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 2 – “Rocks and Shoals”
The Love Pirate 