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Cordelia: Eww, what does this do?

Giles: What?

Cordelia: What does this do?

Giles: Uh, it, uh, extracts vital organs to replenish its own mutating cells.

Cordelia: Wow! What does this one do?

Giles: Um, i-it elongates its mouth to, uh, engulf its victim’s head with its incisors.

Cordelia: Ouch. Wait, what does this one do?

Giles: It asks endless questions of those with whom it’s supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done.

Cordelia: Boy, there’s a demon for everything.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”

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Xander: Finding out who this thing is takes priority. Cordy, you should go with Giles. 

Giles: Why do I have to have…? (looks at Cordelia) Uh, good thinking. I-I-I could do with a research assistant. 

Cordelia: Let’s go, tact-guy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”

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Willow: Oh, yeah, I’m good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.

Xander: No, she’s being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn’t have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.

Willow: Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did *you* play doctor?

Buffy: (evasively) I never have.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”

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Giles: Saw what?

Buffy: Death.

Cordelia: Death?

Willow: The Death? As in, ‘It is your time’?

Giles: Buffy, a-a-a frightened child…

Buffy: Yeah, but I thought I saw something. I’m not sure, I was really out of it, but…

Cordelia: But you do know that you saw death.

Willow: Did it have an hourglass?

Xander: Ooo, if he asks you to play chess, don’t even do it. The guy’s, like, a whiz.

Buffy: Maybe it wasn’t death. Maybe it was something else.

Cordelia: So this isn’t about you being afraid of hospitals ’cause your friend died and you wanna conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?

Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?

Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death”

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Xander: Flowers for milady.

Buffy: I think they call those balloons.

Xander: Yeah, stick ’em in water, maybe they’ll grow.

Willow: Not to be outdone…

Buffy: Homework!

Willow: It’s my way of saying, ‘get well soon’.

Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.

Cordelia: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift. I was out of the loop on gifts.

Giles: It’s, it’s tradition among, um… people.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 18 – “Killed by Death