Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: [of Keiko] She always said I… I liked you more than I liked her.

Julian Bashir: That’s ridiculous!

Miles O’Brien: Right.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe, maybe you do, a bit more.

Miles O’Brien: What? Are you crazy? She’s my wife, I love her!

Julian Bashir: Of course you love her – she’s your wife.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah.

Julian Bashir: I’m just saying, maybe you like me a bit more, that’s all.

Miles O’Brien: I do not.

Julian Bashir: You spend more time with me.

Miles O’Brien: We work together!

Julian Bashir: We have more in common.

Miles O’Brien: Julian, you are beginning to annoy me.

Julian Bashir: Darts, racquetball, Vic’s lounge, the Alamo… Need I go on?

Miles O’Brien: I *love* my wife.

Julian Bashir: And I love Ezri – passionately.

Miles O’Brien: You do?

Julian Bashir: Yes.

Miles O’Brien: Have you told her?

Julian Bashir: Not yet. But I will.

Miles O’Brien: Oh, yeah? Huh… When?

Julian Bashir: When I’m ready. It’s just that I… like you… a bit more. See? There, I’ve admitted it.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, well – I *love* my wife.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: I wish I knew how long we’ve been in here.

Julian Bashir: 23 minutes and 11 seconds.

Miles O’Brien: Show-off!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: I’m going with you.

Julian Bashir: What?

Miles O’Brien: You heard me. And it’s not open to debate. If you’re determined to go on this lunatic mission inside Sloan’s head, then somebody with an ounce of sanity has to be with you!

Julian Bashir: You just wanna come because you don’t want Captain Sisko to find out what we’re doing.

Miles O’Brien: Well, there’s that too.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: There must be some way to retrieve that data.

Miles O’Brien: Maybe we should just let him die in peace.

Julian Bashir: Miles… I need a multitronic engrammatic interpreter.

Miles O’Brien: Or maybe I’ll find you a multitronic engrammatic interpreter.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Doctor, get to the point.

Julian Bashir: I need to borrow… a cup… of goo.

Odo: Excuse me?

Julian Bashir: Please? I’ll give it back.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 21 – “When It Rains…”

Quote of the Day

Nog: This is bad, very bad.

Kira Nerys: You say that every time we take the Defiant into battle.

Nog: Impulse manifold purged and clear. – If we lose the Chin’toka system, we lose our only foothold in the Dominion territory. I think that qualifies as bad.

Kira Nerys: Oh, we haven’t lost it yet. – Initiating impulse pre-start sequence.

Nog: Microfusion generators online. – But the Breen, they seem unstoppable. First Earth, now Chin’toka?

Worf: Ensign, no one is unstoppable. – Collimate the nadion emitters.

Nog: Collimation sequence in progress.

[Bashir and O’Brien enter the bridge]

Julian Bashir: What more can I say, Miles, but ‘I’m sorry’?

Miles O’Brien: Dilithium matrix is aligned and calibrated. – Just be a bit more careful, that’s all I ask.

Kira Nerys: Opening antimatter injector ports. – Trouble in paradise?

Julian Bashir: It was nothing. – Emergency life support and damage control systems standing by.

Miles O’Brien: I wouldn’t call it nothing.

Ezri Dax: Autonomous guidance system initialized and active.

Miles O’Brien: He lost Travis.

Kira Nerys: Hm – sounds serious. – Verify astrometric database.

Julian Bashir: Miles built this Alamo model, replete with small figures. Quite spectacular, actually. – Data sets loaded and verified. – Anyway, he was showing it to me in Quark’s when we – rather I – accidentally misplaced Colonel Travis.

Nog: Phaser safeties engaged. – Can’t you make another one?

Miles O’Brien: What, so he can lose it again? – Field stabilizers online.

Kira Nerys: Well, that’s what happens when you share your toys. – Synchronizing warp plasma flow…

Miles O’Brien: It’s not a toy! It’s a model, built to scale.

Julian Bashir: He really did a fantastic job.

Miles O’Brien: Nacelles holding at pre-warp threshold.

Julian Bashir: Miles, look…

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 20 – “The Changing Face of Evil”

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: Anyway, I got away from him; but then there was nowhere to run. And then, just when I thought he was about to kill me, he reached up and took off his helmet…

Worf: And?

Ezri Dax: And… it was Julian.

Worf: Dr. Bashir?

Ezri Dax: Isn’t that strange? I wonder what it meant.

Worf: Dr. Bashir is a Breen.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 18 – “’Til Death Do Us Part

Quote of the Day

Ezri Dax: I bumped into Captain Boday the other night.

Miles O’Brien: Captain Boday?

Julian Bashir: The Gallamite. Jadzia dated him.

Miles O’Brien: Oh, the toothy smile and the transparent skull?

Julian Bashir: That’s him….  Personally, I don’t know what Jadzia ever saw in the man.

Miles O’Brien: Well – his brains.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 17 – “Penumbra”

Quote of the Day

Garak: The eternal optimist!

Julian Bashir: Guilty as charged.

Garak: How sad. I must tell you, I’m disappointed at hearing you mouth the usual platitudes of peace and friendship regarding an implacable foe like the Romulans. But, I live in hope that one day, you’ll come to see this universe for what it truly is, rather than what you’d wish it to be.

Julian Bashir: Then I shall endeavor to become more cynical with each passing day. Look gift horses squarely in the mouth, and find clouds in every silver lining.

Garak: If only you meant it.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 16 – “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Miles – you thinking what I’m thinking?

Miles O’Brien: It depends on what you’re thinking.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 15 – “Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang”