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Jayne: Oh, I’m not gonna kill you, Dobson — what’s your first name?

Dobson: Laurence.

Jayne: Laurence. No, I’m just gonna cut on ya’ ’til you tell me how much they know.

Dobson: They know everything. They know every name, every record — they know how many nose hairs you’ve got.

Jayne: (Disappointed) Ah, see — they don’t know a damn thing. It’s all over your face, I ain’t even… I was gonna get me a ear, too. Aren’t you an officer of the law? Well, don’t they teach you how to withstand interrogation? Can’t even tell a damn lie.

Dobson: Okay. I can see you’re not an idiot.

Jayne: Wish I could say the same, Laurence, but… this is disappointing as hell.

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Mal: Now I got to know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out.

Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.

Mal: (to Jayne) Now you only gotta scare him.

Jayne: Pain is scary…

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity

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Mal: It’s been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge. 

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Zoe: So, do like Badger said, the border planets?

Mal: I’m thinking Whitefall, maybe talk to Patience. 

Zoe: Sir, we don’t want to deal with Patience again. 

Mal: Why not?

Zoe: She shot you. 

Mal: Well, yeah, she did, a bit…

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Jayne: I don’t understand why we didn’t leave that sumbitch in a pool of his own blood. 

Mal: We’d be dead. Can’t get paid if you’re dead. 

Jayne: Can’t get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin’ is — lemmie do the math here — nothin’, and then nothin’, carry the nothin’…

Firefly – Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Mal: All right, let’s get these crates stowed, I don’t want any tourists stumbling over them.

Kaylee: We’re taking on passengers at Persephone?

Mal: That’s the notion. Could use a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money.

Jayne: Pain in the ass.

Kaylee: No, it’s shiny! I like to meet new people, they’ve all got stories!

Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful, please?

Mal: I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘Verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Kaylee: I love my captain.

Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”

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Mal: Wash, we’re on! Go!

Wash: Hang on travelers. 

Jayne: Let’s moon ’em!

Firefly: Episode 1 – “Serenity”