Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season2: Episode 22 – “The Wire
Garak: Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you are an infuriating pest?
Dr. Bashir: Chief O’Brien all the time, and I never pay any attention to him either.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Whispers”
Miles O’Brien: Are you nearly finished? I believe you poked into every orifice in my body… and created a few new ones.
Julian Bashir: Any dizziness? Oversleeping? Lack of energy? Euphoria?
O’Brien: Yes! All of them, especially euphoria! Lots of euphoria!
Bashir: Seriously.
O’Brien: Look, if you are determined to keep me here until you find something wrong with me, I’ll see if I can’t grow you a hangnail!
Bashir: Eye problems? Hearing? Headaches
O’Brien: Headache! There you go. In fact, I’m getting a very bad one right now!
Bashir: Short temper…flies off the handle under the slightest provocation. Perfectly normal.
O’Brien: I’m glad you’re enjoying this.
Bashir: Sorry, I know how you feel about doctors.
O’Brien: It’s not doctors I have a problem with
[Together] It’s you Julian.
Bashir: Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough.
O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.
Bashir: Cough.
[O’Brien coughs]
Bashir: How’s the sex life?
O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.
Bashir: Cough!
[O’Brien coughs]
Bashir: Everything all right in that department
O’Brien: That department is none of Starfleet’s business, or yours.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 10 – “Sanctuary”
Jadzia Dax: Are all your leaders women?
Haneek: Yes.
Julian Bashir: All of them?
Jadzia Dax: You heard her, Julian.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 2 – “The Circle”
Odo: Quark, I hate to do this, but I guess I’ll have to…
Quark: That’s not fair!
Odo: I haven’t done anything yet.
Quark: Whatever you’re going to do, it’s not fair.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 17 – “The Forsaken”
Odo: Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
Lwaxana Troi: I can swim.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 4 – “A Man Alone”
Odo: I’ll never understand the humanoid need to … couple.
Quark: You’ve never “coupled”?
Odo: I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the Karo-Net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night watching the Karo-net match and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon opera.
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