Quote of the Day

Cordelia:  The Bronze. It’s the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it’s still the scene. It’s in the bad part of town.

Buffy:  Where’s that?

Cordelia:  About a half a block from the good part of town. We don’t have a whole lot of town here.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 1 – “Welcome to the Hellmouth”

Quote of the Day

Xander:  Well, uh, maybe I’ll see you around… maybe at school… since we… both… go there.

Buffy:  Great! It was nice to meet you.

Xander:  We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 1 – “Welcome to the Hellmouth”

Quote of the Day

Xander:  Willow! You’re so very much the person that I wanted to see!

Willow:  Oh, really?

Xander:  Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the math.

Willow:  Uh, which part?

Xander:  The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?

Willow:  Well, what’s in it for me?

Xander:  A shiny nickel!

Willow:  Okay. Do you have ‘Theories in Trig’? You should check it out.

Xander:  Check it out?

Willow:  From the library? Where the books live.

Xander:  Right, I’m there! See, I wanna change…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 1 – “Welcome to the Hellmouth”

Quote of the Day

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4: Episode 8 – “Pangs”

Spike: A bear!  You made a bear!

Buffy: I didn’t mean to!

Spike: Undo it!  Undo it!