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Scoobie Gang, Prophecy Girl

Giles:  The vampires?

Cordelia:  Gone.

Angel:  The Master?

Giles:  Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?

Buffy:  Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.

Xander:  Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!

Willow:  Wow! Harsh.

Giles:  I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.

Jenny Calendar:  Well, what do we do now?

Giles:  I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.

Xander:  Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.

Cordelia:  Yeah!

Willow:  Buffy?

Buffy:  Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.

Jenny Calendar:  And what about him?

Buffy:  He’s not going anywhere. Loser.

Giles:  I’m not dancing, though.

Jenny Calendar:  We’ll see.

Willow:  You can come with us, Angel.

Buffy:  I’m hungry.

Xander:  So what’s the story with the car?

Cordelia:  Oh, that was me, saving the day!

Willow:  (to Angel) Get something to drink.

Buffy:  Is anybody else hungry?

Willow:  (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.

Buffy:  I’m really, really hungry.

Angel:  By the way, I really like your dress.

Buffy:  Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

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Prophecy Girl

The Master:  You’re dead!

Buffy:  I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.

The Master:  You were destined to die! It was written!

Buffy:  What can I say? I flunked the written.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

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Xander and Angel, Prophecy Girl

Angel:  What?

Xander:  You were looking at my neck.

Angel:  What?

Xander:  You were checking out my neck! I saw that!

Angel:  No, I wasn’t!

Xander:  Just keep your distance, pal.

Angel:  I wasn’t looking at your neck!

Xander:  I told you to eat before we left.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

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Buffy, Prophecy Girl

Buffy:  When he wakes up tell him… I don’t know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”

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Buffy and Giles, Out of Mind, Out of Sight

Giles:  How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can’t see? You may have to work on listening to people.

Buffy:  Very funny.

Giles:  I thought so.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”

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Giles:  I’d have to say you’re right.
Buffy:  I love it when he says that! Any theories?
Giles:  Uh, I’m, uh, it’s a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
Xander:  Maybe it’s a vampire bat.… I’m alone with that one, huh?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”

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Xander:  Red alert! Where’s Buffy?

Giles:  Uh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W… where are your other clothes?

Xander:  Oh, don’t I wish I had the answer to *that* question.

Willow:  Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.

Xander:  Except my underwear.

Willow:  (laughs) Yeah! It was really… (looks at Xander) …bad. It was a bad thing.

Xander:  ‘Bad thing’? I was naked. ‘Bad thing’ doesn’t cover it.

Willow:  Everyone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.

Xander:  With nudity!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Xander:  Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.

Buffy:  Little blasé there, aren’t you?

Xander:  I’m not worried. If there’s something bad out there we’ll find, you’ll slay, we’ll party!

Buffy:  Thanks for having confidence in me.

Xander:  You da man, Buff!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Willow:  I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

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Buffy:  This means that whatever’s out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.

Xander:  In other words, I’m safe!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”