Lund: Hey, you gonna drink t’the Alliance wi’ me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the browncoats running, pissing their pants. Y’know, your coat is kinda a brownish color.

Mal: It was on sale.

Lund: You didn’t toast? Y’know, I’m thinkin’ you one of them independents

Mal: And I’m thinkin’ you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don’t we just ignore each other, til we go away?

Lund: The Independents were a bunch of cowardly inbred pisspots. Shoulda been killed off of every world spinnin’.

Mal: Say that to my face.

Lund: I said, you’re a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you gonna do about it?

Mal: Nothin’. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

(Zoe decks him)

Mal: Drunks are so cute.

Firefly – Episode 2 – “The Train Job”