Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I was a huge Ninja Turtles fan growing up.  I had all of the toys, watched the cartoon show every day, dressed as a Ninja Turtle for two different Halloweens (Michelangelo and Donatello), and the first time I went to New York City I pointed to a manhole cover and asked my mom if that was where the Ninja Turtles lived.  I even repeatedly watched the video of the musical stage show.  In fact, the only aspect of the Turtles that I was never interested in as a kid were the comics.  But more than anything, I watched the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie over and over again.  It was the first film that I ever completely memorized, and I wore that VHS out.  I was originally supportive of resurrecting the Turtles for the big screen, as I feel like they fill a niche that most other comic book superhero movies seem to miss.  However, the end result fails to capture what made the Turtles special to begin with and is nothing more than a watered-down shadow of the well know characters, too eager to be “cool” to be of much interest.

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Quote of the Day

Willow:  I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 10 – “Nightmares”

Quote of the Day

“Heni!” she screamed one last time, gnashing her teeth against the eye in frustration, and as she bit the eye, it depressed.  “Depressed” is a word that often describes someone who is feeling sad and gloomy, but in this case it describes a secret button, hidden in a crow statue, that is feeling just fine, thank you.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Vile Village – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Miles?

Miles O’Brien: Yeah?

Julian Bashir: It works… I’ve had a vision about the future… I can see it so clearly.

Miles O’Brien: What is it?

Julian Bashir: I’m going to kill Worf… I’m going to kill Worf!… that’s what I’m going to do… I see it so clearly!

Miles O’Brien: Kill Worf.

Julian Bashir: Yeah, kill Worf.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Tonight’s Movie: Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

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The Cast of Broadway’s “Aladdin” Salutes Robin Williams with a Sing-Along

Quote of the Day

“Goes back to what I said, doesn’t it?” said Ron, who was now shoveling mashed potato into his mouth.  “She’s gone a bit funny.  Lost her nerve.  Women,” he said wisely to Harry, “they’re easily upset.”
“And yet,” said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, “I doubt you’d find a woman who sulked for half an hour because Madam Rosmerta didn’t laugh at their joke about the hag, the Healer, and the Mimbulus mimbletonia.”

Ron scowled.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Tonight’s Movie: To Have and Have Not

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“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

Quote of the Day

Buffy:  This means that whatever’s out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.

Xander:  In other words, I’m safe!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”