Jenny:  Oh! Thank you so much for loaning me the Forrester book. It’s wonderful!

Giles:  Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it!

Jenny:  Yeah, it was so romantic, so evocative.

Giles:  That edition was my father’s. I, I, I must’ve read it… twenty times.

Jenny:  Yeah, y’know how you have to, to dog-ear your favorite pages so you can go back to them?

Giles:  Uh, uh, uh, what?

Jenny:  Well, I mean, I-I practically had to fold back every single page. So finally I just, I just started underlining all the pages I really wanted to discuss.

Giles:  U-u-underlined…?

Jenny:  But then, of course, I spilled coffee all over it, I can’t even read it…

Giles:  It’s a first edition!

Jenny:  I’m lying, Rupert. The book’s fine. I just love to see you squirm.

Giles:  Yes, well, I, uh… trust I gave good… squirm.

Jenny:  Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a fuddy-duddy?

Giles:  Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.

Jenny:  Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?

Giles:  Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out. I c-can’t imagine why.

Jenny:  This weekend.

Giles:  Would you like to go out?

Jenny:  Mm, no, I think I’d like to stay in.

Giles:  Uh, this, Saturday, then.

Jenny:  Saturday night. I’ll see if I can make you squirm.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”