Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don’t happen to like frozen yogurt, do you?
Penny: I love it!
Billy: You’re kidding? What a crazy random happenstance!
The Muppets
Walter: I think that’s just an Internet rumor, like, “There’s a country called Turkey!”
Gary: Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 10 – “Sanctuary”
Jadzia Dax: Are all your leaders women?
Haneek: Yes.
Julian Bashir: All of them?
Jadzia Dax: You heard her, Julian.
The Muppets
Jack Black: Oh hey, Animal. What are you doing here?
Animal: ACTING……… NATURAL………
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Jack Sparrow: You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Happy Feet
Mumble: I’ll just appeal to his better nature.
Nestor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 10 – “Feral Dogs”
Cecil: Our town was founded by peace-loving imperialist conquerors who, to escape taxation, overwhelmed a potentially violent race of indigenous people and founded this beautiful city on principles of family, fortitude, fence-building, and friendly propaganda.
Happy Feet
Ramón: Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over and he was dead.
Beauty and the Beast
The Villagers: We don’t like what we don’t understand, in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least.
Dollhouse, Season 1: Episode 3 – “Stage Fright”
Paul Ballard: We split the atom, make a bomb. We come up with anything new, the first thing we do is destroy, manipulate, control. It’s human nature.
Victor (as Anton Lubov): Yeah, people are mostly crap.
The Love Pirate 