(Lorelai painted Luke’s Diner.)
Luke: What the —
Luke: How’d you get in here?
Lorelai: Your bread guy let me in.
Luke: I’m switching bread guys.
Lorelai: What do you think?
Luke: I think you shouldn’t break and enter.
Lorelai: So what do you think?
Luke: Well I gotta admit… it looks pretty good.
Lorelai: Oh, I knew you’d like it.
Lorelai: Anytime. It’s fun.
Luke: So, uh, where’s the guy?
Lorelai: Oh he’s gone.
Luke: Oh, too bad.
Lorelai: We’ll be fine. Luke?
Lorelai: Um, can I make one more suggestion?
Lorelai: Manly curtains.
Lorelai: What did you call me?
Luke: No curtains.
Lorelai: Aw come on. You gotta give a little. How about a tablecloth?
Luke: No. We don’t do tablecloths here.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 15 — “Christopher Returns”