(Lorelai painted Luke’s Diner.)

Luke: What the —

Lorelai: Taa-daa!

Luke: How’d you get in here?

Lorelai: Your bread guy let me in.

Luke: I’m switching bread guys.

Lorelai: What do you think?

Luke: I think you shouldn’t break and enter.

Lorelai: So what do you think?

Luke: Well I gotta admit… it looks pretty good.

Lorelai: Oh, I knew you’d like it.

Luke: Thanks.

Lorelai: Anytime. It’s fun.

Luke: So, uh, where’s the guy?

Lorelai: Oh he’s gone.

Luke: Oh, too bad.

Lorelai: We’ll be fine. Luke?

Luke: Yeah?

Lorelai: Um, can I make one more suggestion?

Luke: No.

Lorelai: Curtains?

Luke: No.

Lorelai: Manly curtains.

Luke: Oxymoron.

Lorelai: What did you call me?

Luke: No curtains.

Lorelai: Aw come on. You gotta give a little. How about a tablecloth?

Luke: No. We don’t do tablecloths here.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 15 — “Christopher Returns”