Willow: It’s really nice that you guys missed me… Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya? 

Xander: Will, we saw you at the Bronze. A vampire. 

Willow: I’m not a vampire. 

Buffy: You are. I-I mean, you, you were… Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon? 

Giles: Well, uh… something… something, um, very strange is happening. 

Xander: Can you believe the Watcher’s Council let this guy go?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”