Mal: Zoe, would you get Wash?

Zoe: (on the intercom) This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay.

Mal: Whoa, whoa. I said Wash.

Zoe: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss.

Mal: There’s-there’s no bliss! I don’t know this girl!

Jayne: Then can I know her?

Zoe: Jayne! Don’t sully this.

Mal: You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face you don’t knock that off.

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”