Xander:  This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life’s like, ‘Uh-oh, pop quiz.’ Today it’s ‘Rain of Toads’.

Willow:  I know. And everyone else thinks it’s just a normal day.

Xander:  Nobody knows. It’s like we’ve got this big secret.

Willow:  We do. That’s what a secret is, when you know something other guys don’t.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”