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Giles:  We’re at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.

Buffy:  Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!

Xander:  Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. ‘Cause lots of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.

Willow:  Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.

Buffy:  I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y’know, like excessive not studying.

Giles:  The Earth is doomed!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Luke:  You forget, metal can’t hurt me.

Buffy:  There’s something you forgot about, too. Sunrise!

[Smashes a window.  Luke cowers.  Buffy stakes him.]

Buffy:  It’s in about nine hours, moron!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Xander:  I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.

Buffy:  So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?

Giles:  How about the end of the world?

Buffy:  Knew I could count on you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Xander:  This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life’s like, ‘Uh-oh, pop quiz.’ Today it’s ‘Rain of Toads’.

Willow:  I know. And everyone else thinks it’s just a normal day.

Xander:  Nobody knows. It’s like we’ve got this big secret.

Willow:  We do. That’s what a secret is, when you know something other guys don’t.

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Giles:  Well, then help me. I’ve been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I’m a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.

[Everyone stares at him.]

Giles:  That was a bit, um, British, wasn’t it?

Buffy:  Welcome to the New World.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Giles:  So, all the city plans are just, uh, open to the public?

Willow:  Um, well, i-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council’s security system.

Xander:  Someone’s been naughty.

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Giles:  For as long as there have been vampires, there’s been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One.

Buffy:  He loves doing this part.

Giles:  Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don’t tell anyone. Well, I think that’s all the vampire information you need.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”