Garak: How’s that?

Quark: Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don’t want that to be the last thing I hear!

Garak: It wasn’t that loud.

Quark: You don’t have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!

Garak: We’re running out of options, Quark. You don’t want to be vaporized because you need a body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison… What was was wrong with poison?

Quark: It doesn’t work! If I know the food is poisoned I won’t eat it.

Garak: For a man who wants to kill himself you’re strangely determined to live.

Quark: I’m going to die, don’t you worry about that. I just want to find the right way.

Garak: Right way?

Quark: I don’t want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then… [snaps his fingers] …I’m dead!

Garak: Ah! You want to be surprised!

Quark: Exactly! I want to wake up in the Divine Treasury and have no idea how I got there.

Garak: I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.

Quark: Really?

Garak: You have my word. You’ll never know what hit you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”