The Muppets
Walter: I think that’s just an Internet rumor, like, “There’s a country called Turkey!”
Gary: Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!
Sorry everyone, no Trailer Tuesday this week, since I’m on vacation. I had one written for Carrie, but I couldn’t get the formatting and embedding to work on my phone. I imagine there won’t be a Friday Favorite this week either. Sorry about that, they’ll both be back next week and the quotes of the day will continue uninterrupted.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 10 – “Feral Dogs”
Cecil: Our town was founded by peace-loving imperialist conquerors who, to escape taxation, overwhelmed a potentially violent race of indigenous people and founded this beautiful city on principles of family, fortitude, fence-building, and friendly propaganda.