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Julian Bashir: So I guess it’s your game again.

Miles O’Brien: What’s that, five in a row?

Julian Bashir: At least.

Miles O’Brien: Wait a minute. You haven’t been letting me win, have you?

Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?

Miles O’Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.

Miles O’Brien: I don’t believe it. I don’t need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.

Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn’t.

Miles O’Brien: Well, play then. Really play!

[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O’Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]

Miles O’Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,

[moves Bashir behind a pole]

Miles O’Brien: I play from up here.

[stands in his usual spot]

Miles O’Brien: If that doesn’t work, we’ll try a blindfold.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”

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Worf: I do not like doctors. Any doctors.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”

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Miles O’Brien: Four weeks? Are you telling me I’ve been hanging around a Changeling for over a month?

Julian Bashir: And you never even suspected it wasn’t me?

Miles O’Brien: No. And the worst part is, the clues were right in front of me.

Julian Bashir: What clues?

Miles O’Brien: Well, for one thing, he… was a lot easier to get along with.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”

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Quark: The Jem Hadar don’t eat, don’t drink, and they don’t have sex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the Founders don’t eat, and don’t drink, and they don’t have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.

Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.

Quark: I never thought of that! I wonder what their favorite food is…?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”

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Worf: A Klingon warrior does not have to explain why he chooses to face danger, not even to his Par’Mach’kai.

Jadzia Dax: So in other words, you were afraid I’d make a scene, that I’d embarrass you, maybe even cry.

Worf: You are capable of anything.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”

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Garak: Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.

Worf: Practice on someone else.

Garak: Mr. Worf, you’re no fun at all.

Worf: Good!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”

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Garak: You’ve come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You’ve become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you.

Julian Bashir: I had a good teacher.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”

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Worf: What about Garak?

Benjamin Sisko: I want him back, too. I suppose I don’t have to tell you to keep a close eye on him?

Worf: At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But, I promise to return the body intact.

Benjamin Sisko: I assume that’s a joke.

Worf: We will see.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”

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Jadzia Dax: You’ve been smirking ever since we left the Starbase.

Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did this would be a good occasion.

Jadzia Dax: How was I supposed to know that Captain Ramirez was a three-time tongo champion?

Worf: You might have asked before mocking him and then allowing him to up the stakes to a no-limit game.

Jadzia Dax: I didn’t lose that much.

Worf: Two bars of latinum. I hope you have it.

Jadzia Dax: I have it. Most of it. Worf?

Worf: No.

Jadzia Dax: Fine. I’ll borrow it from Quark. He likes me.

Worf: Major Kira’s friend is ready for transport. Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number one hundred and eleven. “Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them.”

Jadzia Dax: You know the Rules of Acquisition?

Worf: I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 11 – “The Darkness and the Light”

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Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.

Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.

Julian Bashir: Why?

Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.

Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.

Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”