Quark: The Jem Hadar don’t eat, don’t drink, and they don’t have sex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the Founders don’t eat, and don’t drink, and they don’t have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.
Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.
Quark: I never thought of that! I wonder what their favorite food is…?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”
Luna was demonstrating her usual knack of speaking uncomfortable truths; he had never met anyone quite like her.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling
Xander: Who’s that?
Willow: That must be Angel! I think?
Xander: That weird guy that warned her about all the vampires?
Willow: That’s him, I’ll bet you.
Xander: Well, he’s buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Willow: You think he’s buff?
Xander: He’s a very attractive man! How come *that* never came up?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, and liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator – Lemony Snicket
Worf: A Klingon warrior does not have to explain why he chooses to face danger, not even to his Par’Mach’kai.
Jadzia Dax: So in other words, you were afraid I’d make a scene, that I’d embarrass you, maybe even cry.
Worf: You are capable of anything.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”
It was as though something large and scaly erupted into life in Harry’s stomach, clawing at his insides: Hot blood seemed to flood his brain, so that all thought was extinguished, replaced by a savage urge to jinx Dean into a jelly.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling
Giles: Someone doesn’t like cheerleading.
Buffy: Or likes it too much.
Willow: Amy!
Buffy: Amy!
Xander: So, you guys are leaning towards Amy?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so. Just the other day, for example, it was useful and necessary for me to have an unpleasant argument with a medical student, because if he hadn’t let me borrow his speedboat I would now be chained inside a very small, waterproof room, instead of sitting in a typewriter factory typing out this woeful tale.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator – Lemony Snicket
Garak: Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.
Worf: Practice on someone else.
Garak: Mr. Worf, you’re no fun at all.
Worf: Good!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”
After letting in half a dozen goals, most of them scored by Ginny, his technique became wilder and wilder, until he finally punched an oncoming Demelza Robins in the mouth.
“It was an accident, I’m sorry, Demelza, really sorry!” Ron shouted after her as she zigzagged back to the ground, dripping blood everywhere. “I just –”
“Panicked,” Ginny said angrily, landing next to Demelza and examining her fat lip. “You prat, Ron, look at the state of her!”
“I can fix that,” said Harry, landing beside the two girls, pointing his wand at Demelza’s mouth, and saying “Episkey.” “And Ginny, don’t call Ron a prat, you’re not the Captain of this team –”
“Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should –”
Harry forced himself not to laugh.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling
The Love Pirate 